Chapter 11: Chickens and Dogs
Chapter 11: Chickens and Dogs
During the daytime filming, he worked very hard. Generally, he would do what Xifeng taught him. Although he always questioned Xifeng, there were many things that Xifeng knew that he didn’t know. Not standard, making things difficult for him, and being nice to him after a while, everything is ever-changing, he can see many expressions on Xibeifeng's face every day.
Xibeifeng likes to swear, and also likes to lose his temper. Every time he is filming, he will hold up the horn to swear at people, although he doesn't know why Xibeifeng likes to swear so much.Many actors are very afraid of the northwest wind, even Feng Xi thinks the northwest wind is very strict.
Especially for him, the northwest wind carried deep malice.
"Ass, ass..." Northwest Wind yelled at the top of his voice, he felt that his voice was almost hoarse, "Prince, there is something wrong with your expression, you should understand the role well, what do scholars study, etiquette and poetry book, and at this moment a male vixen is seducing you, your first expression should be panic, your expression is wrong, start again..."
Xin Muchao just wanted to laugh, he didn't even know if this scholar was brain-dead, anyway, if he had such a good-looking and seductive male vixen to seduce him in ancient times, he would not be such a gentleman.
Things happened several times during the day, but no matter what he did, he couldn't achieve the effect that Northwest Feng wanted.
Feng Xi suddenly had an idea and said quietly to Zhou Li while he was putting on his makeup in the middle of the day: "Actually, you don't need to listen to Director Xi at all, what you do to the young master at home, and then add a little bit of what the Northwest Wind taught you." Looks are enough."
Zhou Li looked at Feng Xi without knowing it, and he hoped Feng Xi could speak clearly.
"For example, licking fingers and cheeks." Feng Xi continued to guide.
"I know how to do this. We foxes all greet each other like this." Finally, we talked about what Tianli is good at. They foxes don't have hands like humans. Although they have claws, they are dangerous and usually stick out. Claws represent grabbing things, and the safest and kindest way to say hello is to lick the fur on the face, which is the most kind.
It's a pity that Mu'er has no hair on her face...
With the sound of the northwest wind, he assumed the posture taught by the northwest wind in an orderly manner during the day, and slowly swam towards Xin Muchao, little by little... Then he lowered his head and held his fingers, not only the northwest wind , even Xin Muchao was stunned, this was not filming at all, it was the expression of the little fox licking his hand at the beginning, and was misunderstood in the restaurant.
That kind of expression, innocent and charming, makes people want to stop but can't get rid of it...
The assistant director whispered, "Director, this didn't follow the script at all."
Northwest Wind gave him a blank look: "That's it, stop patting your butt, patting your face, expression, and eyes..."
This scene can be said to be a pass, the expressions of the two actors are just right, not artificial, not deliberate...
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Due to the extraordinary performance during the day, the filming task of the crew at night is almost over.
It was late at night when we got back to the hotel.It was already three o'clock in the morning when I returned home after eating supper. During the day, I was so sleepy that I was so dazed that I couldn't open my eyes.
Xin Muchao patted his face: "Hey, I'm sleepy."
Nodded in the daytime.
He said he was sleepy, and Xin Muchao didn't continue to call him. He waited until the entrance of the hotel to wake up the day and said, "It's time, you can go back and sleep."
"Oh." After rubbing his eyes in the daytime, he walked towards his room. Seeing him leaving, Xin Muchao turned and went to his room.
During the day, I was so sleepy that I couldn’t keep my eyes open. When I passed by Mo Ran’s room, I didn’t see his dog sleeping outside. I accidentally stepped on the dog’s tail, and the big dog barked fiercely at the day, and suddenly fell asleep during the day. nothing.
Mo Ran hurriedly came out in his pajamas, glanced at Zhou Li and asked, "What are you doing? You didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and you came here to provoke my dog? You trampled on my dog, can you afford it?"
"Sorry, I'm too sleepy." Zhou Li said apologetically.
Seeing the doors of several other rooms open, some starlets of the crew came out to see what happened.
Seeing this, Mo Ran immediately restored his warm smile: "It's okay, just pay attention next time, it didn't bite you, did it?"
Celebrity labels are very important, and character is the most important thing. He doesn't want to leave a bad impression of bullying newcomers.
He didn't realize it for a while during the day, so he didn't understand, so he said: "Why did you suddenly change so much? You were obviously not like this just now?"
When Mo Ran was exposed, he was embarrassed and couldn't get off the stage, so he pretended to go on and said, "It's too late, let's all rest."
When closing the door, he even stared at Zhou Li.
Human beings are really hard to understand, and their faces change so quickly.
After returning to the hotel to clean up, he climbed into bed and fell asleep during the day, and did not wake up until noon the next day. As soon as he woke up, he went to find Feng Xi and then went to the shooting location.
Feng Xi said that he still has a scene at the end, and he can get a lunch box as soon as the filming of this scene is finished.
At this moment, it was Mo Ran's scene, and Zhou Li watched it with great interest, but what made him curious was not Mo Ran's scene, but the dog and chicken next to him.
"Mu'er, what are they doing?" Zhou Li was a little confused.
The dog just raised its legs, and the chicken also raised its hind legs, and then the dog suddenly urinated, but the chicken barked several times without urinating.The dog continued barking barking.
Afterwards, the dog raised its legs and barked again, and the chicken barked "cuckoo coo". No matter how long the leg was lifted, no matter how much it barked, the chicken just couldn't urinate, and the chicken feathers were all messed up. Several of them fell off.
Dogs see chickens not peeing every day. For their dogs, they will be suffocated if they don’t pee two or three times a day. But since they met this chicken, this chicken has stopped peeing. How can the body bear it like this?
So the dog taught the chicken to pee on its hind legs every day whenever it was free.
Because the dog unconsciously raises its hind legs every time it urinates, he thought that the chicken would be able to urinate by lifting its hind legs, but after teaching it many times, the chicken just didn't urinate...
This chicken is also very helpless, he is fine if he doesn’t pee, and his body is quite healthy, but this good friend dog said that he will suffocate his body, teach him to urinate every day, and all the feces come out, but the urine does not come out. It made him uncomfortable...
He was cooing, he couldn't urinate, and he didn't want to pee on tiptoe, but the dog patiently said that it was not good for his health.
Tian Li watched curiously, and when he walked in a little bit, the chicken flapped its wings as if it had sensed something, as if fleeing for its life, making the whole theater restless.
"Crack." Northwest Wind yelled, and patted Mo Ran on the shoulder: "You're fine this time, keep it up."
Mo Ran nodded: "Thank you director."
He looked at the frowning chicken that was screaming desperately, and the chicken wanted to escape for its life as if it was facing great danger.
Xin Muchao hurriedly pulled Zhouli back, until the chicken in the crowd finally settled down.
The fox is the nemesis of the chicken. Once the chicken perceives the presence of the fox, it will want to run for its life.
Northwest Feng came over with a solemn face, and cursed angrily: "Chou Chou, if you don't pee properly, I will kill you."
Chou Chou is the name given to the dog by the Northwest Wind. In fact, that Samoyed is not ugly at all. On the contrary, it is very beautiful, fluffy and big.
Every time Chou Chou pissed his leg, Northwest Feng would wash him when he was filming during the day and returned to the hotel at night. He especially wanted to lock up that stupid dog.
The dog barked barking at the northwest wind, as if saying that he was teaching the chicken to pee, so it missed it.
Xin Muchao smiled: "Xi Dao's dog is really powerful, cows, scientists can't make chickens urinate, I didn't expect this dog to want to make chickens urinate, it's the dog's life, fuck it the heart of a scientist."
Zhouli asked curiously, "Mu'er, is this chicken edible?"
Upon hearing this sentence, the Samoyed barked into the sky, as if it wanted to protect its friend to the death.
"This chicken can't be eaten, be careful that the dog will bite you, Director Xi, otherwise, you can take this chicken back and raise it as a gift from the crew." Xin Muchao smiled.
"Get out, I'll kill this chicken tonight." Northwest Feng was still angry at the stupid dog who urinated crookedly, why did the good dog teach the chicken to urinate, and he was the one to suffer in the end.
Mo Ran walked to the side of the chicken and the dog, touched the Samoyed and smiled: "The director's dog is very cute, much more beautiful than my dog, and my dog has a strong smell, so don't put it on at night." He drove out of the room to sleep, and I couldn't sleep."
Northwest Feng went up to take the dog away and smiled: "Yeah, it's pretty obedient and friendly, but it's just stupid."
Mo Ran looked at the rooster, wondering why the rooster desperately wanted to escape as soon as he stepped forward in the daytime, and the rooster didn't react that much when he stepped up, except for shrinking back in fear.
What is the reason for all this?
It's not that it's weird, it's just a little weird, he hates Zhou Li very much, he hates it from the bottom of his heart, maybe it's because he didn't make a good first impression, and this guy made him unable to step down, so he hated it even more.
In addition, this drama is originally his first after transformation, and he wants to become the second traffic of this drama. When the time comes to catch the east wind of Xin Muchao, his popularity will soar quickly, but there is a , everything seems to be developing in the opposite direction. He has a strong premonition that after the scene between Xin Muchao and Zhouli is broadcast, a group of female fans will definitely scream. The drama of the male vixen's seduction is too strong, and the wind he wants to catch will be snatched away by the sun. It is uncomfortable to think that his popularity will not rise but will be used as a foil for others when the movie is broadcast in the future.
"Master, the matter you asked me to investigate has come to fruition." Feng Xi whispered something in Xin Muchao's ear...
Xin Muchao raised his head and glanced at Mo Ran, the cold look in his eyes made Mo Ran feel scared.Then Xin Muchao smiled at him intentionally or unintentionally and said, "You seem very disturbed?"
"Have you?" Mo Ran also smiled, both were 24 years old, Mo Ran always felt half shorter than Xin Muchao.
"Just kidding, it's noon, everyone go have dinner." Xin Muchao smiled and said to Zhou Li: "Don't worry about that chicken, let's eat."
Zhou Li nodded and started to get the lunch box.Wow, there are two big chicken legs...
Moran suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.
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Chicken: Did you ever see that chicken pee?
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