You Are Too Ugly, I Refuse

Chapter 111 - Extra Story - The Crying Bag and the Hunk

Although Mo Chen's tail was hurting all the time, it seemed to be numb after such a long time, so he could bear it.Now that he has no spiritual power, he can't take human form, and can only wait for the wound to heal slowly like an ordinary little fox.

But when Yu Wenmeng touched him just now, it seemed to arouse all the flesh and blood in his body that could sense pain, and the pain made him cry out all at once.

The little fox's sudden cry scared Yu Wenmeng. Even Xie Xi and the others who were standing not far away studying the map of Jiuzhou and the Four Seas heard it and looked over, thinking that their general was really bullying the little white fox.

Yu Wenmeng is not a veterinarian, and besides, he doesn't know a little bit of medical skills. When he saw the little fox's tail was broken, he wanted to pick him up and go to the doctor. The doctor doesn't treat people. The fox is not a person, he will always heal him, right?

But the little fox is not a fairy, he can't take him to heaven.

Thinking of this, Yu Wenmeng gently picked up the little fox, stuffed him into the lapel of his chest, and walked towards Xie Xi: "Let's go."

Xie Xi looked at his general's bulging chest, swallowed and asked, "General... where are we going?"

"We haven't visited Yuanhuzhou yet, have we?" Yuwen thought after thinking for a while.

Hearing this, Xie Xi opened the map in his hand and looked at the marks on it, nodded and said: "Yes, besides that, we have Changxuezhou, Zeruizhou, and Baitingzhou that have not yet been visited—"

"Go to Yuanhu Island." Yu Wenmeng pulled out the spear stuck in the mud before Xie Xi finished speaking, "Let's find a veterinarian first."

Xie Xi: "..."

The other soldiers at the side watched the general leave, leaned forward and asked the deputy general Xie Xi, "Boss, where did this fox come from? Why does our general care so much about him?"

Xie Xi sighed, frowned and said seriously: "For you have some eyesight, this is not an ordinary fox."

Soldier: "That's..."

"This is a vixen." Xie Xi replied solemnly.

Immortals in the lower realm have to suppress their body shape and immortal energy. Immortals know this rule, so this is also the reason why Mo Chen has never known where Yu Wenmeng came from.All he knew was that the man was a general, very strong, and dirty—loved pinching his tits.

Mo Chen nestled in Yu Wenmeng's warm arms, touched the meat granule just played with by the man with the meat pad, only felt that the pink morsel was harder than the other ones, it was so annoying, How can it harden?

Mo Chen struggled for a while but did not come up with any tricks. Instead, Yu Wenmeng stopped and pinched his forelegs to fish him out, and put him on a cork board in front of him.

As soon as the little fox raised his head, he met a big black man with a beard and a rough face.

"What are you going to do?" The big man rolled up his sleeves and shouted in a rough voice, "Do you want to peel the skin or treat the disease? Treat the disease? The skin is almost bare. If the skin is peeled, it will have to be raised for a few more months. "

"Wow..." The little fox groaned twice with its eyes wide open in horror, moved its limbs and fat legs and backed away, only to bump into the man's arm resting on the wooden platform with its buttocks.

Yuwen grabbed the little fox by the back of the neck and carried him back, saying, "Cure the disease."

The big man snorted and said, "Heal the disease, what's the matter? Where's the injury? Come on, I have to kill the pig after I'm cured."

"...Tail." Yu Wenmeng said while pinching the little fox's neck and turning him around, "His tail seems to be broken."

Hearing this, the big man immediately bent down and took out two shiny knives from the cabinet at his feet, and said simply and in shock: "The root is broken, shave first."

As soon as the little fox heard that he was about to shave off his few remaining soft white fur, he immediately struggled, screaming "Awwhhhh".

"Shave?" Yuwen hesitated seeing the little fox's resistance, "He's so ugly, he'll be even uglier if he shaves it off."

The big man glared: "How can you set the bones if you don't shave? Ugly is even more ugly, and what can happen if it doesn't grow?" After saying this, the big man took out a few forks to firmly fix the little fox's limbs On the wooden board, making him unable to move, he swung the knife like a master, with white hair flying around, the little fox's tail soon became bald.

Yu Wen frowned fiercely, turned his head to Xie Xi who was standing aside and asked, "I'm looking for a veterinarian, why did you find me a pig butcher?"

"General, the people in Yuanhuzhou make a living by farming and animal husbandry. The butchers here generally have some medical skills. After all, if they understand medical skills, they can kill livestock with one knife..." Xie Xi folded his hands and lowered his head in front of Yu Wenmeng. He whispered in his ear, "If the general is worried about this pig butcher, there is a cow butcher next door, why don't we go to his place instead?"

Yu Wenmeng: "..." He has not descended to the mortal world for a long time, so his understanding of the human world is really too little.

"Forget it. That's it. Anyway, he's finished shaving." Yu Wen squeezed the space between his brows fiercely, looking at the pitiful little white fox lying on the cork board.

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." The little fox lay on the cork board with its head askew, warm tears pouring out of its two black glass-like eyes, moaning as if it was about to die.

Yu Wenmeng has led the fairy army for nearly 10 years. The soldiers in the army are tough men who lose their flesh and bones, bleed and never shed tears. I have never seen a little fox who can cry like this even after shaving. It is funny and speechless He pulled out the fork that was holding the little fox's hind legs, lifted his right leg, looked at the pink bud in the middle of the little fox's leg, and said with a sneer, "It's a boy, why can you cry so much?"

"Is it a male fox?" Xie Xi was taken aback, then bent his head to look at the little fox's pink buds, "I thought it was a female."

Mo Chen has been appearing in human form since he became a fairy thousands of years ago. After all, the behavior of baring his penis in a beast form is really unbearable... After he found out that Cai Ye Shangxian likes people who obey the rules, he is even more so on weekdays. She is well dressed except for bathing and going to bed, why has she ever suffered such insult like today?

It's okay to be watched by one person, but the man dragged other people to watch it together.

The little fox sniffed, and the tears flowed even more fiercely. He only felt that he might never be worthy of Cai Ye Shangxian again in this life.

"Why are you so perverted?" On the contrary, the shaved man couldn't stand it any longer, and slapped Yu Wenmeng's hand off, "How can you look at people like this? I don't look at it when I breed sows for our breeding pigs." Where it is, you are really not human!"

"That's right." Yuwen raised his hand and touched the little fox's back without white hair twice, turned his head and scolded Xie Xi who was standing next to him, "How can you look at people like that? You really are not human!"

"It's really not human." Xie Xi stepped aside speechlessly, muttering in a low voice, "This filth should only exist in the sky, how often do we see it in the world..."

The big man who killed the pig and treated the disease was quick, and shortly after shaving, he connected the bones to the little fox. After applying the medicine, he wrapped it in white gauze, wiped his hands and said, "Okay, don't do it these few days." Touch the water, watch him when he pees and poops, just don't let the poop get on the cloth."

The little fox choked twice, and murmured in his heart: I'm already out of food, it's not worth it if I don't eat.

Yu Wenmeng was a bit entangled when he heard the words. He saved the little fox just to see him being silly and cute, very similar to a stupid fox he had seen before. It's also a monster with enlightened intelligence, who knew it would be so troublesome to serve him to poop and pee, so he hesitated now.

But he recalled the soft feel of the little fox's fur after it was fully grown, and he was a little bit reluctant, thinking about it, he still didn't throw the little fox halfway.When he was leaving, he put the little fox in his pocket and touched the little fox's pointed ears and told him: "If you want to pee, just scratch me, don't pull it in my clothes."

Mo Chen's white ears trembled, disgusted with Yu Wenmeng's vulgar words, buried his head in his waist with only his butt exposed, making it clear that he didn't want to listen to him.

Yuwen laughed dumbfoundedly and shook his head, but Xie Xi came over with a letter: "General, thank you for saying that something happened in the Fairy Inn in Bowuzhou. What is missing, ask us if we want to go back and have a look?"