webnovelvip Chapter 54
Chapter 54
Faced with the title of gay, Qin Yang almost heard it when he was a child, and there were always people around him calling him secretly.But for Ling Xuan, who has been hiding relatively deeply, Qin Yang thinks it is very sci-fi for him to be able to expose his orientation so boldly.
Among the questions given by the website, there was indeed something about collecting flowers at the autograph session.Combined with the current gossip hot spots, in addition to private life or private life, it is short of asking who is attacking and who is suffering.
Ling Xuan's answer was also very simple and rude. He directly said that I only like him. He perfectly avoided all sensitive questions. It couldn't be a more omnipotent answer, and he could also abuse dogs by the way.As for the others, everyone can think whatever they want, anyway, the young master doesn't care or care.
Then the two embarked on the journey home. Due to a mistake in the budget and time, the two hurried to the airport before they even had time to eat lunch.Just finished check-in and there was no time to check in the luggage, the voice of asking the two to board the plane as soon as possible sounded on the radio. I wanted to go to the lounge to grab a small bowl of instant noodles, but in the end I had to buy two boxes of instant noodles to eat on the plane.Ling Xuan felt that people were going to be unlucky because their teeth were stuffed with water, and the boarding gate was actually at the innermost floor of the next floor, so Qin Yang almost ran away with two big suitcases on his shoulders.
After the radio said their names three times, the two finally got on the plane, and the whole plane was waiting for them.Ling Xuan took out his mobile phone to check the time, and it didn't exceed the scheduled departure time. The old god was present and sat in his seat. There were only him and Qin Yang in the first class.
He took out two buckets of instant noodles from the shopping bag and put them in seasonings and handed them to the flight attendant. Ling Xuan said that if he hadn't brought Qin Yang with him, he wouldn't be so embarrassing to eat instant noodles on the plane.Once the water boiled, it was like farting after eating leek pancakes. A strong aroma filled the cabin, which was irresistible magic.
The stewardess came out with two boxes of bucket noodles exuding a magical smell. The expression on her face was comparable to a palette, more embarrassing than embarrassing.The curtains used to divide the space can only be drawn tightly symbolically, as if the smell is not transmitted through the air.
"I've made up my mind. I'll start learning English when I go back. What do you think?" Qin Yang sucked on the instant noodles, and suddenly thought of this long-awaited matter. At least he would be able to know what the shorty gave him for the first time. Whatever it is, I won't be in a daze at the pile of bottles and jars.
"It's ok, you should study more if you are ugly." Ling Xuan didn't even raise his head, such a trivial matter is not worth discussing at all.
"I found an English teacher on the Internet. It is said that he is a teacher from a famous school. He came out to earn extra money during the summer vacation when he was bored. He is still a big turtle." Qin Yang recalled the information he read on the Internet, and the more he said it, the smoother he said, "If you talk to him After learning English, it won’t be long before I get promoted, raise my salary, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of my life. Thinking about it, I’m still a little excited..." It’s really wrong to say too much, When Qin Yang came to his senses, this classic line had already blurted out.
"Teacher is a man of knowledge and education, he must be handsome and well-dressed?" Ling Xuan ignored someone's lack of brains, and pointedly found out the truth hidden behind it.
"That must be, or find an ugly man to spoil my appetite? Brother is not an M physique, of course you must not forget to enjoy it in the process of learning..." Qin Yang blurted out again and directly stabbed the thunder point of the person next to him, Qin Yang wanted to Pry open my brain to see if there is that strange thing called IQ inside, "I mean, it's none of my business whether he looks good or not, I just look at it casually, I'm a good comrade if I don't touch it!"
"Continue." Ling Xuan put the instant noodles aside, completely ignoring the flight attendant's suggestion that the embarrassing taste would be over soon, and looked at Qin Yang with a smile, encouraging words combined with menacing eyes .
"I want to study hard and constantly improve myself and improve myself to be a man worthy of you." After explaining in one breath, Qin Yang decided to resign himself to fate. It is not a skill that can be practiced in a day or two without going through the brain. Years of accumulation and precipitation.In the same way, wanting to get rid of this problem is tantamount to letting a person who has given up treatment continue to take medicine.
"Are you looking at socialist values recently?" Hearing someone unconsciously being stupid, Ling Xuan complained unceremoniously, and accepted the second half of the sentence by the way, feeling better.
"No, isn't it the [-]th anniversary of the victory of the Anti-Japanese War soon? Recently, TV dramas are showing fighting devils. Brother, this is at the forefront of the trend." Qin Yang replied as a matter of course.
Well, as long as you like it.Ling Xuan decided not to bother with this idiot that he found a male tutor without authorization. Anyway, if he is so stupid, he will probably be able to drive the teacher away in a few days.
That's the end of the topic, except for the stewardess who served the first class cabin who was a little grouchy, the first class cabin crew felt at home and expressed their satisfaction with the flight.Of course, all the first-class passengers are Qin Yang and Ling Xuan, plus two large suitcases.
The person who picked up the plane was the parents of Qin's family who came back from a trip not long ago. As soon as the plane landed and opened the cabin door, Qin Yang received a call from Qin's mother. With such efficiency, it is estimated that the calls have not stopped.
"You brat dare to come back and run around with Xuanxuan, do you think my son-in-law is honestly bullying him on purpose!" Mother Qin's roar came out through the phone.
It was so shocking that Qin Yang's hand trembled and almost flew out of the phone, Ling Xuan was smiling wickedly at the side, and the benefits of pretending to be a good boy were fully realized at this time.
"I didn't..." Qin Yang was powerless to refute.The one who was abducted was obviously whether he was good or not, and how corrupt his image was in the eyes of his mother.
"You listened to my old lady's lecture, who told you to interrupt!" Qin's mother's voice came again, "Fortunately, my old lady knew that you would get along well with Xuanxuan, and specially created a space for the two of you to be alone, didn't you? Do you think your mother is great, like someone else's mother?"
"Well, it's great..." Qin Yang felt a mess in the wind.Listening to my mother's words is better than ten years of books, and the amount of information is so large that I can't digest it all at once.From the beginning, the mother believed that the dwarf would hook up with her, and that it was her own. In order to give the two people room to develop their relationship, she went on a trip at the expense of herself.Qin Yang always wondered if his mother bought a bunch of useless things back, so he used himself as an excuse.
"You have a conscience." Qin's mother was very satisfied with her son's answer, and suddenly lowered her voice, "Since your mother is so great and considerate of you, remember to say something nice to your father when I see you later."
"What other useless things did you buy?"
"You mortals, the things I bought will be useless? My mother is planning for a rainy day, you will know when you get home. Come out quickly, my mother wants to see her son-in-law." Qin's mother, who got the promise, resolutely pulled the line.
Reluctantly put away the mobile phone, to be able to buy my father to be angry, it is probably not just a necessity for women such as clothes and cosmetics.Qin Yang looked at Ling Xuan with some embarrassment, always feeling that he would find strange things when he went out, and the root cause was his own mother.
"My mother is a bit of that, just listen to what she says." Qin Yang reminded with a little anger.
"What is that? No one would say that about his mother." In fact, what Ling Xuan wanted to say was that Xiao Ye was better at dealing with her than you.Seeing Qin's mother standing at the exit waving towards him from a distance, Ling Xuan got into the mood and waved back excitedly.
Looking at Ling Xuan, who was full of enthusiasm for her, and comparing it with Qin Yang, who was full of indifference, Qin's mother felt that her son-in-law was more reliable, and she directly ignored that her son had no spare hands to greet her.
"Hello, Mom." Ling Xuan automatically changed the title, which was not so natural.
"Good boy." Qin's mother smiled and handed over a red envelope with a thin card in it, "Mom doesn't know what you like, so you and Ayang will go shopping later, and you can buy whatever you like. Anyway, they are from the Qin family. rich."
"Thank you, Mom." Ling Xuan blushed slightly, and could not have interpreted the image of the shy son-in-law better.
Qin Yang watched from the side, wailing in his heart that he must stand at the exit of the airport to start the sacred meeting ceremony. These two people have known each other for almost 20 years, so why are they acting in a TV drama as if they are meeting for the first time?And Ling Xuan is thick-skinned, it is estimated that intercontinental missiles can be easily defended, why does no one pay attention to the heavy luggage in their hands?
"Mom, Dad is still waiting in the car." Ling Xuan reminded obediently.
"Oh yes, let's go." Mother Qin happily took Ling Xuan's hand, leaving Qin Yang on the spot.
In fact, he was forced to be transparent and invisible. Qin Yang felt deeply helpless in his heart, and he had to show a happy smile on his face. After all, his man and mother got along happily, which was something worth celebrating.The important point is that the mother didn't feel that Ling Xuan had snatched her son away, although now it seemed that the two walking in front looked more like mother and son.
On the contrary, Qin's father felt sorry for his son, took the initiative to get out of the car, took the luggage and stuffed it into the trunk, nodded and smiled at Ling Xuan, and never looked at Qin's mother from the beginning to the end, as if Ling Xuan was holding a piece of air.
"What happened, don't husbands and wives fight at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed?" Qin Yang asked while taking the time to put his luggage.
"After finishing the decoration at home, your mother abruptly made a whole children's room and came out. Isn't this a pain in the ass!" Qin's father was still very annoyed when he mentioned this matter. Could it be that he forced his son to find a wild woman to have a baby? Just kidding, his son can Do such immoral things of cutting off children and grandchildren.
"I'm going to adopt a little bun?"
"You can't even raise yourself well, and you still want to raise children? Don't spoil the flowers of the motherland, and raise them more stupidly than you." Qin's father didn't hide his disgust.
I was speechless, Qin Yang glanced at his father silently, his parents really coincided with the point of loathing him, it was indeed his own.Suddenly a wonderful idea formed in his mind, and Qin Yang decided to fight back, "Actually, what mother means is that you want to have another one? Isn't it often reported in the news that Wai Guoren has multiple births in her dozens of years old?" The more The more I think about it, the more I think it makes sense. That's what my mother meant by planning for a rainy day.Qin Yang praised his wit in his heart, no wonder everyone in the world said that knowing a mother is like a child.
As a result of saying this, Qin's father quickly walked back to the driver's seat, stepped on the gas pedal, and sprayed exhaust fumes all over Qin Yang's face.The point is, Qin Yang's wallet is in Ling Xuan's hands, and he only has 20 yuan for his whole body. Even his mobile phone is in the car, which is barely enough to take the airport bus.The prerequisite for getting home safely is that Qin Yang can suddenly open up and find his way home in the intricate city.