Send you flowers, say you love me

Chapter 12

It's true that people are not as good as heaven, Qin Yang wondered how things developed like this, he has never been in a relationship, what happened to his IQ suddenly dropped to such a touching level.A few days ago, I ran to the hero to save the beauty in a hurry, but it was okay to be cheated by Ling Zi, but somehow he was raped by him again, and I half pushed and half wanted to refuse.

If the previous time he could deceive himself as a drug effect, how could he explain it this time? Is it because the other party is good-looking?But Qin Yang deeply knows that he has always been a person with lust but no courage, otherwise he wouldn't have been secretly in love with his roommate for so long, and finally ended up being broken in love.If it's because of liking, then it doesn't make any sense. The first time you meet people talk about what you like. The relationship between the two is obviously just in bed. I'm obviously still struggling with the 200 yuan opening fee.

It was already the next day to go home. Ling Xuan didn't go home until noon the next day. Qin Yang, who was trying to ask his teacher to blame, lost his temper instantly when he saw Ling Xuan's blue eye sockets. The waiter took a shower and changed clothes, and even helped Ling Xuan, who was sleeping unconscious, tucked up the corner of the quilt.After Ling Xuan woke up, it seemed as if nothing had happened. The two of them tacitly did not mention what happened yesterday. They still ate, slept, and played Doudou. The atmosphere was so peaceful that Qin Yang was not used to it, but they couldn't fault it. Then came the agreed Friday.

Qin Yang woke up early on purpose, just in time for lunch, and after brushing his teeth, he saw Ling Xuan carrying a plate of cold cucumbers to the balcony.Greeting his mother in his heart, Qin Yang obediently went to the kitchen to get the bowls and chopsticks, and found that the whole kitchen was filled with a strong smell of cucumber, which could be compared to eating leek-flavored pancakes on the bus.

I briefly recalled the recent situation. I didn't do anything unreasonable to make Ling Xuan unhappy. Judging from the height of the cucumber skins in the trash can, today's lunch used at least five cucumbers, which were particularly thick.Qin Yang has a straight gut, and it's best for this kind of person to test poison, and adverse reactions will occur within half an hour after eating something unclean.The current situation is that he will go out with Ling Xuan in the afternoon. The point is, Qin Yang is allergic to cucumbers.

Walking to the dining table on the balcony, Qin Yang deeply felt that a tragedy was about to be staged. Fried three shreds, vegetarian fried cucumber shreds, pickled cucumbers, cucumber fried pork slices, and a cucumber egg soup, none of the five dishes on the table did not include cucumbers. Ling Xuan silently handed over a bowl of rice, stuffed with a few slices of cucumber.Have you ever seen sweet potato rice or cucumber rice?Invented by Lingxuan.Whether you eat it or not, slices of green, tender and tender cucumbers are lying there, looking at Qin Yang with a malicious smile on his face.

"I'm allergic to cucumber." Qin Yang said helplessly.

"Will he die?" Ling Xuan asked disapprovingly.

"will not."

"Dinner, 02:30 in the afternoon, time is a bit rushed."

"But it will be very painful." Qin Yang picked up the chopsticks in the bowl boredly.

"Will you die?"

"Won't……"

"Have a meal."

Qin Yang was in a mess, and Ling Xuan turned on the single song cycle button without authorization.

"I'm allergic to cucumbers." Qin Yang spoke very quickly before Lingxuan's single cycle, and said to himself, "I won't die, but my face will swell into a pig's head. It will take half an hour to see results."

"I've never seen a human face change into a pig's head." Ling Xuan picked up a chopstick of shredded cucumber and put it in Qin Yang's bowl, "I made it according to the recipe, try to see if it's too salty."

Did you go through the cucumber recipes?Qin Yang's unrestrained grass and mud horse galloped across the sky. This guy must have intentionally manipulated himself. There are so many beautiful things in the world besides cucumbers, such as chrysanthemums. Fa went out with you."

"Why not?" Ling Xuan stopped eating and raised his face from the bowl.

"Your face is swollen and you can't see people, okay?"

"No one wants to see your face." It's better if you don't recognize it, Ling Xuan cursed.

"Brother is a man of integrity, how can he go out with such a face." Qin Yang turned and walked out of the balcony, walked a few steps and turned back, "Give me the money."

"doing what?"

"Today's pocket money, I'm going to buy instant noodles." Qin Yang was a little aggrieved, saying that people have to bow their heads under the eaves. Now who is under whose eaves, why do I have to be so humble? There is a problem with this setting. .

"If you don't eat well, your pocket money will be cancelled." Ling Xuan raised his face and smiled like a spring breeze.

"I can't even eat good food, I can't live through this day." Qin Yang scratched his head in frustration, thinking about how to solve the current embarrassing situation.Grab your wallet?It would be a shame to rob my own wallet and throw it at grandma's house.The point is, if he couldn't beat him, the bruises on his face finally disappeared completely, so he wouldn't be so desperate to seek abuse.Therefore, I can only bite the bullet and eat it.

In all fairness, Ling Xuan's cooking skills can withstand scrutiny. Qin Yang has always wondered that everyone is a single dog living in the school. How can Ling Xuan's cooking skills be so natural that entering the kitchen by himself is not a mess, but a disaster.Ling Xuan said that this is called talent, and people with low IQs don't have this kind of thing.In this regard, Qin Yang only admitted that the young master of the Ling family is talented. As for IQ, it is something that people with good character use to deceive others.

As far as the current table of cucumbers is concerned, if Qin Yang is not allergic to cucumbers, he has an innate aversion to cucumbers. The crisp, soft, juicy and salty taste is even comparable to the highest-level cuisine in Qin Yang's mind. Cooking by former roommates.So what is Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover? For Qin Yang before, it would be delicious for that straight male roommate named Mo Yiyun to fart with a leek flavor. Of course, the premise is that Xiao Yun said that the smell of leeks is a fragrance. .

Seeing Qin Yang eating attentively, Ling Xuan felt a sense of relief, and decided to confess some things to prepare the person who lowered his head and frowned while eating with a depressed face.

"Is it delicious?" With an innocuous question, Ling Xuan silently gave himself a bad review in his heart.

Qin Yang glanced at the person next to him speechlessly, and wanted to reply, "Guess, if you have something to say, hurry up, brother is waiting for the allergies to come."

"I have to arrive at 02:30 in the afternoon, it's best not to be late." Ling Xuan added a negative comment for himself, so let's get to the point quickly, "Does the time of 02:30 sound familiar?"

"No." Qin Yang replied honestly, this is not the case in general work, even though he has never been to work, something special can happen.

"The place we're going to is the school."

"You don't want me to help you take the exam, do you? My graduation thesis is written by ghostwriters. I was born without any talent for learning, no way." Qin Yang was successfully choked by his own brain hole, Take the yellow-green liquid from Ling Xuan, what the hell, cucumber juice!

"Is the graduation thesis ghostwritten?" Ling Xuan felt as if he had heard something extraordinary, "What will happen if the ghostwriting is discovered?"

Qin Yang was at a loss for words, what was the matter with this treacherous feeling, he seemed to have accidentally revealed a handle that could be used to threaten him?But then again, the ghostwriter brother didn't contact me recently, so maybe ghostwriting is also popular in Kawen.Originally, I stayed well in the Department of Civil Engineering, which is said to have the most gays. Maybe I can find a few like-minded friends. I fell in love with Xiaoyun at first sight and transferred to the Department of Chinese. I was really obsessed with sex.If I can know the difference between newspaper language and Internet language, I will write Internet articles like Xiaoyun. The topic of Qin Yang's graduation thesis is the comparative difference between newspaper language and Internet language.

"I won't tell Auntie, really." Ling Xuan nodded resolutely.

Seeing Ling Xuan's serious look, Qin Yang couldn't help complaining in his heart, most people like to add two words at the end when they tell a lie, really.

"So what are we going to do in the afternoon? Let's finish the conversation at once. I'm afraid you will get constipated if you keep talking like this."

"Constipation? The one down there is constipated." Ling Xuan muttered in a low voice, realizing that he was laughing obscenely, but this is not the focus of today, "The college entrance examination will be in ten days, you know."

"So?" Qin Yang deliberately ignored Ling Xuan's whisper, which was so soft that it was almost inaudible.

"Isn't there some kind of pre-examination mobilization before the college entrance examination? The class teacher has to communicate with the candidates' parents or something."

"Well, there is. At the time, my co-sabi class teacher told my father that I had been absent from class for more than half a year. I guess I should make preparations in advance to move bricks if I can't get into the university."

"You can really move bricks with your body." Ling Xuan nodded, and suddenly realized that the topic had been misdirected again, "I mean, we are going to have a parent-teacher meeting in the afternoon."

"Who will hold the parent meeting for you? Could it be your illegitimate child and it's not convenient for you to come forward? Damn, no wonder your mother said you don't like to go home anymore. It turns out that you have been dragging your family away to hide your beauty." Qin Yang felt inexplicable A wit.

"You can't continue talking like this." Ling Xuan was overwhelmed by Qin Yang's weird ideas, and it was a waste of talent not to write dog-blooded family dramas.

"Okay, tell me." Qin Yang put down his chopsticks and pretended to be listening attentively. In fact, he didn't want to continue the conversation.

"I am a candidate, and you are the parent of the candidate."

"Wait, you mean, you are about to take the college entrance examination, let me hold a pre-examination mobilization meeting for you?"

"Yes, that's what it means." Ling Xuan gave Qin Yang a childish look.

"What about your father, your mother, your sister, and your whole family, obviously everyone is free!"

"They..." Ling Xuan's smiling brows sank, "They probably won't let me take the college entrance examination."

"You can take the exam next year. You're only a sophomore in high school."

"I didn't start college until you graduated. The gap is getting bigger and bigger. If it weren't for the fact that art students don't have such high grade requirements, it doesn't matter if you take the college entrance examination a year earlier. Why should I want to learn painting?" Ling Xuan suddenly raised the volume.

"Uh, it's none of my business..."

"I don't know, but if you don't go anyway, you have to go anyway, otherwise I'll tell auntie that you're going to find a ghostwriter for your graduation thesis, and see if you repeat a grade and let me be a senior." Ling Xuan threw his chopsticks and left, and he didn't I know why it is inexplicably hot.

Qin Yang was at a loss for words again, why don't we hold a parent-teacher meeting and just go, as for threatening the baby like this.

"They don't want me to continue going to school..." Ling Xuan's disappointed voice came from outside the door.