Professional chow mein for 30 years

Chapter 56

"Caishikou? Does it sound like someone beheaded?" Bo Huan muttered, "When I was young, my dad wouldn't let me quarrel with my mom, but I got used to it after a while. Chen Qin was still angry for two days after being beaten by his dad." , I was taught by my father in the morning, and I can ask my father for pocket money in the afternoon, so I have a thick skin."

Gu Jun smiled, "I understand the latter sentence very well."

Bo's mother asked the two of them to come out to eat, and there were six or seven dishes on the small square table, and Bo Huan couldn't help but said, "Mom, can you finish eating so much?"

"If you can't finish it, you can eat it." Mother Bo said it as a matter of course, "It used to be like this."

Bo Huan clicked his tongue, took a steamed bun from the big basin on the table and handed it to Gu Jun.Mother Bo sighed and said, "I always think of your father when you are like this. There have been no two men in the family for a long time."

"That's right, I brought you one." Bo Huan picked up a dish with chopsticks with a smile, tasted it and said, "Mom, your cooking skills are much better."

Bo's mother smiled, and kept adding vegetables to Gu Jun's bowl, "I have nothing to learn from your aunt Wang, Xiao Gu, try this, and this!"

"Thank you, Auntie." Gu Jun said, the bowl in front of him was piled high, and Bo Huan even made a fool of himself to pile it into his bowl, "Eat more, it's just a good time to catch a cold, make up for it!"

Throughout the second half of the game, Gu Jun was immersed in eating the vegetables. After eating one steamed bun, he couldn't eat any more. Fortunately, Bo Huan ate a lot, so he swept away the vegetables at noon.

After dinner, Bo's mother was about to take a nap, so Bo Huan took Gu Jun out for a walk.There were not many people at noon, and the sun was quite warm. The residents in this area were quite surprised that the two men were holding hands. Someone recognized Bo Huan, and when they greeted him, their eyes drifted straight to Gu Jun.

"This is my boyfriend." Bo Huan introduced Gu Jun with his arms around his shoulders.Those people sneakily guessed about the relationship between Bo Huan and Gu Jun, and suddenly heard people say it directly, and their expressions were a little rich.

Bo Huan took Gu Jun to Chen Qin's house, Aunt Wang was sitting in the yard basking in the sun, and Bo Huan's broken three wheels were in the backyard.Aunt Wang looked at Bo Huan in surprise and said, "Yo, when did you come back? Is this your boyfriend?"

"Hey, Auntie, you are really good." Bo Huan smiled.

Gu Jun followed Bo Huan to call Auntie, and Aunt Wang happily called him "nephew", and brought a bunch of food from the house for Gu Jun to eat.

"Don't worry, the two of us just ate too much at noon and went out for a walk." Bo Huan said, "Is Chen Qin coming back in two days? Is his wife coming back?"

"It's still more than a week," Aunt Wang said, "his daughter-in-law is almost six months old and should be back."

"Why don't you follow to City X?" Bo Huan went to the backyard to look at his Po Sanlun, drove it twice in the yard, and smashed several flowerpots.

Aunt Wang scolded him, "I'm going to wait on him? I'm not stupid! I'll dance, play cards and watch TV with your mother all day. It's a beautiful day!"

Gu Jun smiled and said, "One look at Auntie, you know how to live."

Aunt Wang was dissatisfied, "It's called knowing how to live now! Why are you so stupid!"

Bo Huanle pulled Gu Jun and said to Aunt Wang: "He's getting old, we'll go back first, you're free to come and play at my house!"

"I've been to your house [-] times if not [-] times. What's the fun?" Aunt Wang was still talking about it, and Bo Huan had already left with Gu Jun.

Gu Jun, who was walking, was unhappy, "What do you mean I'm old?"

"Old man, don't let people tell you." Bo Huan kissed him on the cheek, and walked back together with him.

There was nothing to do in the afternoon, and the two squeezed into the bed and slept for a while.The bed in Bo Huan's room was a single bed, and the heating was not very strong, so it was just right for the two of them to squeeze together.

Sleeping with your clothes off is easy to misfire.

Besides, it's been a long time since the two of them did that, that, that, that, that, that.

Bo Huan couldn't help but took off Gu Jun's clothes, touched his waist and kissed his collarbone.After playing for a while, Bo Huan took off his cover and took his gun to attack the city gate. Gu Jun couldn't help but groaned.

Mom opened half the door and asked, "Bo Huan, why haven't you gotten up yet? You still have dinner."

She saw that both Bo Huan and Gu Jun were awake, although their postures were a bit strange, as if they were fighting, but after a while they finally came to their senses, the two men were in this posture.

"Then you two play first, and remember to eat the rice in the pot. I went to the courtyard and made an appointment with your aunt Wang to dance." Bo's mother closed the door frankly, and went straight to Chen Xiao without eating. Qin damn it, thinking about it all the way.

Gu Jun heaved a sigh of relief, lying on the bed and having fun, "Your mother really dares to say, let us play for a while... What are you playing?"

"I'm playing with you," Bo Huan got stuck halfway and was very upset, and rushed in as soon as his mother left.Without anyone, Gu Jun yelled a few times with interest, which shows that the most beautiful thing in life is reunion after a long absence and a new marriage.

Although Mrs. Bo is not considerate in some places, such as coming in without knocking, she is very considerate in other aspects, such as turning on the water heater.Bo Huan and Gu Jun came out of the shower, and the dishes in the pot were cold, so Bo Huan ordered a stir-fried steamed bun with vegetables, and when they finished eating together, Bo's mother had already finished dancing and came back.

Mother Bo went to the kitchen to wash the dishes, and Bo Huan went to help.Gu Jun saw that the mother and son were both washing the dishes, and it was hard for him to sit still as a guest, so he followed.The kitchen is quite small, and two people can stand there, so Gu Jun could only stand outside and think about how to take over Bo's mother's work.

Who knew Bo's mother thought that Gu Jun was watching TV, and while washing the dishes, she said to Bo Huan: "You two should keep your voice down at night, I'm going to sleep."

Bo Huan couldn't hold back and almost smashed the bowl, "Mom! What are you talking about!"

"I won't tell anyone..." Mother Bo muttered.

Bo Huan turned his body sideways and looked at Gu Jun who was standing outside the kitchen door. His expression on his face could be described as fucking, and finally turned into an old blushing.

Bo Huan had never seen him blushing before, so he was quite surprised, so he came out of the kitchen to take a closer look at his face.Bo's mother also came to her senses, and said to Gu Jun, "Little Gu, Auntie is rude, don't worry, just play!"

The expression on Gu Jun's face became even more exciting, and it took him a long time to hold back a sentence: "...Thank you, Auntie."

Bo Huan laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up, she clutched her stomach and went into her room.Gu Jun followed him in and sat on the bed with a depressed face.

The next day, Gu Jun and Bo Huan accompanied Bo's mother to the vegetable market to buy vegetables.Bo's mother met a lot of old acquaintances, and when she met everyone, she praised Gu Jun who came back from England, her family is in X City, her father runs a company, and her mother is a teacher.When someone asked Gu Jun if he didn't have a girlfriend and was going to search for his daughter, Bo's mother raised her head, "My son has a boyfriend!"

Seeing his mother like this, Bo Huan was relieved a lot.

The day passed quickly, Bo Huan and Gu Jun ate dinner and sat on the sofa watching TV.Bo's mother couldn't help it anymore, "When you go out for a walk at a young age, it's easy to get sick from sitting."

Bo Huan pushed Gu Jun, "It's just right, Mom, you take him to hit a tree, if not, you can still dance in the square!"

"You can bully others with all your strength!" Bo's mother saw Gu Jun's delicate skin and tender flesh, and felt that this child was painful.After being together for a day, I feel that he is easy to support, and I am not as cautious as when I first met yesterday.Especially recently, Chen Qin's mother has been brainwashing him, saying that if he raises two sons, Gu Jun will become the type with a good temper and bad eyesight in his eyes.

"Oh, there's no way to stay in this house! No human rights!" Bo Huan lay on the chair and howled dryly.

Gu Jun smiled and said, "Auntie, have fun, Bo Huan and I will pick you up in the evening."

Bo's mother was very upset when she heard Bo Huan's previous sentence, but she was also happy when Gu Jun said it. She didn't care about Bo Huan, and went out for a walk with a snort.

"You're pretty good at coaxing my mother." Bo Huan turned to look at him, and clicked twice.

"Your mother is easier to coax than mine, and besides, as long as it's not your own mother, it's probably easier to coax." Gu Jun said with a smile, "Why don't we go out for a stroll too?"

Bo Huan got up and pulled him into the room, kicked the doorknob against Gu Jun and began to kiss, "What are you doing for a stroll now, while my mother isn't playing for a while, ouch, I've been holding back for almost a month!"

Gu Jun leaned against the wall and let him kiss him, even though he took off his pants and was still a bit cold, after finishing work, he took a shower, changed his clothes and went out for a walk, Gu Jun felt that this day was quite beautiful.

Square dance does not necessarily have to be performed in a square. The so-called place where there is open space has aunts, and where there are aunts, there is nothing better than dancing.

The place where Bo's mother danced was an open space in the middle of the family building, and a slightly larger shopping mall opened next to it, which barely had the configuration of a square.Now a group of aunts are dancing in full swing, and they will not give up until they string together the Legend of Phoenix tonight.

When Bo Huan and Gu Jun arrived, they were dancing the finale of Little Apple. After searching for a long time, Bo Huan could only find Aunt Wang who was leading the dance.When the dance was over, Bo Huan grabbed Aunt Wang and asked, "Aunt Wang, where is my mother?"

Aunt Wang pointed to a row of big trees on the edge of the square and said, "Your mother hit a tree, she is now dancing with an odd number against a tree and an even number."

A dancing aunt pointed to Gu Jun and asked Aunt Wang, "Who is this?"

"Bo Huan's boyfriend!" Aunt Wang said very proudly, "Much better than my Chen Qin! He came back from studying abroad!"

The aunt stared, "Boyfriend?!"

"It's my boyfriend!" Aunt Wang said loudly, feeling that this man was so ignorant and out of step with the times.

After a few words with Aunt Wang, Gu Jun and Aunt Wang went to find his mother together with Bo Huan, and Aunt Wang could also hear Aunt Wang explaining to a group of ignorant old ladies that homosexuality is not a disease.

"Isn't Lao Bo's family dead?"

"Cuilan has raised two sons! You don't have to be angry with your daughter-in-law! Young people are playing DINK now! You think that if you marry a daughter-in-law, you will have grandchildren!" Aunt Wang retorted loudly.

There are a lot of people drinking tea and playing Tai Chi by the tree, and there are also a group of old men who straighten their waists and bump into the tree trunk.That posture was so beautiful that Gu Jun couldn't bear to look at it, "The old man..."

"It won't be much better when you get old." Bo Huan said with a smile.

Gu Jun clicked his tongue, "That must be better than you, after all, I'm handsome."

Mother Bo didn't hit the tree, and was surrounded by a group of older women who didn't know what to say.When Gu Bohuan and Gu Jun came, they quickly stood up and said with a smile: "I won't talk to you anymore, my son is here to pick me up!"

"Oh, your son is very filial." Another old woman said.

"That's right." Bo's mother praised her son and Gu Jun from beginning to end, and then she took Bo Huan's arm and walked back. When she saw one of them wanted to show off, it seemed that she wanted to let out all the bad breath she had had for so many years, " Let this group of people chew their tongues behind, no matter how hard my son finds a boyfriend, he is better than their daughter-in-law!"

Bo Huan followed suit, "Yes, yes, isn't it my fault? Make me something delicious tomorrow."