Only I, a big orange, can't cultivate immortality

Chapter 27 Thoughts



Chapter 27 Thoughts

"Has the situation in the rugged sea of ​​flowers deteriorated to this point?"

"Actually, the real situation is far worse than what adults have seen. The attack you two received today is just a scene that my jade-waisted slaves are accustomed to seeing every day."

"Kneel well."

"Oh."

Sleeping in a daze, Cheng Zi heard rustling conversations in his ears, as if they were separated by a layer of water, and seemed to come from a very far away place, lingering around the pinnae, not really heard .

He tried his best to prick up his ears to hear clearly, but felt that his body was weak and he couldn't lift his energy. At the same time, he was so hungry that he could open his mouth to swallow a whole cow. This strong feeling of hunger prevented him from falling asleep completely.

The fierce confrontation between the two instincts of the orange cat and the gossip desire of the human soul.

At this time, a cold hand moved to Cheng Zi's mouth, gently and lightly pried his mouth open, and put a piece of crispy and sweet object into his mouth.

It's honey cake!

Cheng Zi subconsciously took the biscuit in his mouth and licked it. The sweet taste slid through the esophagus, diffused densely, and penetrated into the empty and tired body, refilling the shriveled flesh and bones, and dispelling the surge in the brain due to physical weakness. sleepiness.

He became more energetic all at once, opened his eyelids after gathering strength, his vision was loose and blurred at first, and even swayed up and down, left and right, but after a little adaptation, he regained his senses and saw clearly what was on the ground in front of him Scenes--

Die Jun knelt down on one knee, with a blanket made of bone vines under his knees, without removing the thorns.

In order not to be pricked by the dense spikes on the blanket, he tried his best to keep his knees in the air, and his whole body was tense, wishing that every strand of hair was exerting force.

Cheng Zi's eyes widened, he turned over and sat up, and looked at him in surprise and amused.

"Meow!"

Tangtang Diejun actually kneels on the bone rattan blanket. I haven't seen you for a few...hours, so why?

At the moment before Cheng Zi woke up, Die Jun was planning to speak, and was going to inform the situation of Linjiang fairy jade waist slaves as quickly as possible, and sell himself miserably by the way, at least get out of the current situation of kneeling rattan blanket.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he was ready to speak, when he raised his head to speak, he met Cheng Zi's gloating eyes and his sarcasm for coming too soon.

Very nice and spirited.

Die Jun opened the corner of his mouth and smiled, his face was only happy, not angry.

"Woo... Meow?"

Cheng Zi shrank his neck, always finding his smile strange.

Simultaneously with his premonition came the cool hand of Immortal Linjiang caressing his head.

"Are you awake?" Immortal Linjiang's tone was calm, but there were more obvious emotional ups and downs than usual, "Is there any discomfort in your body?"

Following his voice, Cheng Zi looked up at him, and suddenly saw his own image reflected in his pupils, and before he could react, he was startled.

Who is that?

Who is that skinny cat?

Who is that thin orange cat? !

Cheng Zi squinted his eyes in bewilderment, and the doubts in his heart bubbled up like bubbles bubbling on the surface of boiling water.

Then he looked down at himself.

Just this one glance instantly made his eyes go black.

It's him.

The skinny one was him.

He is also the one who is thin and thin.

Cheng Zi's cat face, which had changed from a big full moon to a little peach, showed momentary confusion and stupefaction. Gradually, confusion turned to understanding, daze turned to shock, and then from shock to fear and grievance. He turned his head and plunged into the embrace of Immortal Linjiang.

"Meow meow meow!"

What happened?What is wrong with me?

I remember just getting angry before I passed out!It's not against the law to get angry, right?How can you make yourself into such an ugly look?

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Two hours have passed since the bone vine attack, during these two hours, Linjiang Xian's turbulent mood has long since calmed down, and the heartbeat that caused Jishan to collapse and the ground to shatter and flowers to bloom everywhere has also been well curbed, leaving only the love for Cheng Zi. concerns.

Fortunately, after repeated investigations, he confirmed that Cheng Zi fainted due to lack of strength, and there was no sequelae other than losing weight, and his worries were reduced to only one or two points.

Immortal Linjiang thought she could keep calm, and faced Cheng Zi as usual, but when she heard his inner voice, thousands of ripples appeared in her calm lake of heart again, and there was a little indescribable subtlety in it.

"Cheng Zi, have you forgotten what happened before you fell into a coma?" He held up Cheng Zi's aggrieved face, stroked his downturned eyebrows with his fingertips, and asked with a slight smile.

"Wow meow!" Cheng Zi responded reflexively.

I don't remember this, didn't he just get angry because of Linjiang Xian's injury, and then passed out?

Cheng Zi spoke so confidently that he didn't think there was any problem at all.

But as soon as he finished speaking, he found that Lin Jiangxian's expression became a little weird, and Die Jun's reaction was even more direct - he laughed out loud.

Big Slender Orange: "...?"

What are you talking about?You guys really make me look stupid!

Linjiang Immortal raised the corners of his mouth as if he couldn't help it, causing Cheng Zi to stare angrily, then broke off a piece of honey cake and fed it to him as an apology, and then slowly told him what he did before he fell into a coma Come.

First, they transformed from a cat body into a human body, then unconsciously controlled the golden flame that came with the transformation to burn off the bone vines that attacked them, and finally turned back into a cat body and passed out, most of the fat in the body was also taken away by a wave of bone vines.

Cheng Zi was stunned when he heard this, and his little claws grabbed Linjiangxian's clothes tight or loose, and after a while, they pulled out a few holes.

Immortal Linjiang didn't care, and fed him cakes while talking, but he couldn't be punished.

After a while, the mountain god's narration came to an end, and Cheng Zi, who was greatly shocked, also swallowed the last piece of honey cake and retreated tactically.

So, he really got angry (physics) just now, not only burned the bone vines within a radius of ten miles, but also gave himself a fat loss?

This is the world of practice, not the world of wholeness, right?Not sure, he will look again.

Cheng Zi bent his front paws and scratched his head vigorously, causing the hairs to fly wildly, as if he was confused like a volcanic eruption in his heart.

After thinking hard for a long time and finding nothing, he stood on tiptoe, hooked his two paws on Linjiangxian's chest with the hair that fell out in different seasons, and asked his biggest doubt in a serious manner:

"Meow meow meow?"

He got angry (double meaning) so much, did he have a particularly strong background?

Say yes!

Facing Maomao's big eyes full of expectation, Immortal Linjiang hugged him and smoothed his fur, and said softly and ruthlessly, "No."

"Huh?" Cheng Zi shook his ears in confusion.

Immortal Linjiang ticked the brocade bag on his chest, the golden cat embroidered on the red base cloth was glowing slightly, and there was a circle of golden flames around the edge.

"Why do you think the Jiang family dares you to enter Jieyue Tianque alone?" Linjiang Xian said, "Because this kit can give you the power to fight back when your life is in danger or when you have a strong killing intent. The power is strong enough to temporarily free you from the limitations of the cat body, but you need to pay a little price for the first use."

"However, being born in the Jiang family is your greatest background and the best background."

"..."

The last sentence……

After returning, he must find out who the Jiang family is from!

Thinking secretly, Cheng Zi looked down at the seemingly ordinary kit, gently picked it up with his paws, and felt a trace of heat that hadn't faded from the sensitive flesh pads.

"Meow……"

That is to say, but he was hunted down by Butterfly and Bone Vine in Mu Youlin before, and when the Bone Vine launched an attack this time, the kit didn't respond.

"That's because someone rescued you in these two distresses. Before the kit could be activated, you were out of danger." Linjiang Xian gently stroked his head, and the soft and dense touch of his fingertips made his tone more gentle.

Is that right?

Then the reaction speed of this kit is not good!Not as agile as Second Uncle Jiang and Lady Liu who beat Jiang Shuke with a rolling pin!

Cheng Zi wrinkled his nose, complained in his heart, and felt warm and at ease at the same time, carefully stuffed the kit back into the fur, and patted it firmly.

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"Uh... Mr. Shanshen finished talking, and the kitten woke up too, can I get up?"

An untimely voice suddenly sounded, interrupting Cheng Zi's thoughts.

Cheng Zi turned his head and saw Die Jun smiling and pointing to the bone rattan blanket under his feet. Under his hard support, although his knee was not injured, it was already shaking like chaff.

"Wow?"

Cheng Zi stretched out his claws to point at him, raised his head and asked Lin Jiangxian why he made him kneel.

"Just now the bone vine attack was expected by him, but he didn't inform me in advance, and he didn't take action when the attack came. Instead, he hid on you to avoid disaster and test my strength. Making him kneel is just the lightest punishment , if it wasn’t for you, he would have been nailed to the top of Mount Ji by me now.”

Immortal Linjiang stared at Jun Die coldly, and on the surface he spoke impartially.

Then, as he expected, the kitten of his family, who was protective and vengeful, clenched its fists and bared its teeth at Mr. Die.

"Meow!"

—Is what he said true?

Under the active debuff of "Master Mountain God's Gaze", Diejun smiled innocently, and said truthfully: "It's true. The bone vines have natural malice towards everything about the Jiang family, and after they stare at their prey, they will not stop dying, chasing and killing them." If you fail once, there will be a second time, I don't say it, because I thought the mountain god knew about it!"

"Furthermore, since my lord said that I want to help the Jade Waist Slave Clan, then I must confirm that he has the ability to help before I can pull him into the arena. Otherwise, wouldn't it harm him as well as ourselves? Are you right?"

"..."

Words are truthful, realistic and sincere.

Butterfly is a smart butterfly, although it is owed, it is very real.

And Cheng Zi himself really held grudges.

So Diejun saw Cheng Zi bent her cat's lips, with a sly look in her eyes, and she meowed a long sentence at Linjiang Fairy solemnly.

Well said, you can continue to talk next time.

The bone rattan blanket is a good thing, but after tanning, it is not natural enough. It is recommended to cut a two-meter-thick one, put it in the sun, sprinkle with salt and chili powder, and then warm it with fire for him to kneel on.

They are all gifts of nature.

As Cheng Zi said, he clasped his palms together and bowed with reverence.

Butterfly's smiling face froze.

This is not a gift from nature, but a teppanyaki butterfly to nature, right?

The corner of Die Jun's mouth twitched, and then he looked at Linjiang Xian, and found that he was moved, and the tip of his heart twitched twice.

In order to save himself, he resolutely knelt down on his knees.

The bone vine's thorns couldn't penetrate his flesh, but it still made his scalp numb from the pain, and he stuttered a bit when he spoke:

"I knew the danger and didn't report it. When I was attacked by the bone vine, I didn't take action and used the cat of the lord's family as a shield. It was my fault. I admit it. As long as the lord solves the situation of being entangled by the bone vine for my family, I am willing to use the knife There is a sea of ​​fire under the mountain, and I will definitely pay compensation that satisfies the two of you!"

"Meow meow meow!"

——What do you need to say?These dead vines forced me to kill me twice. If I kill them, they are worthy of being Jiang's cats?

Cheng Zi sat upright, his usually clear and soft cat meowing became a bit more fierce now, and the sparkling light in his eyes was sharp and cold.

Die Jun looked at the majesty that could not be concealed by his thin body, smiled lowly, and said: "The bone vines in the sea of ​​bony flowers are easy to deal with, as long as there is enough power, a spiritual fire can burn it away The difficult thing to solve is the main root system and the place where our family lives—the roots of this giant flower under your feet are intertwined and inseparable, so they cannot be completely eradicated."

The jade waist slave family has been troubled by this problem for thousands of years. The bone vine has strong growth and reproductive ability. As long as the main root system is not removed, no matter how many times they try to clean it, the new bone vine will come back in a very short time. Endless.

The presence of bone vines affects the growth of flowers. After most nutrients are plundered by them, the number of flowers decreases, and the quality of pollen has also been declining slowly and continuously.

If this problem is not resolved, the bony sea of ​​flowers will never be pronounced, and the jade waist slaves will be suppressed all the time.

Thinking of this, Die Jun's eyebrows flickered with a shadow: "As long as this problem is solved..."

"Meow!"

Cheng Zi interrupted him suddenly, squinting his round eyes, flicking his tail comfortably, and the smile on his lips was full of cunning calculations.

Calculating the life and death of the bone vine, but it seems to be counting the number of dried fish in the neighbor's house. It is so cute that all the gods and butterflies present are dazzled.

Cheng Zi didn't notice their strange reaction, and meowed several times in a serious manner.

——Solve what to solve, this is a hammer problem?

Boy, do you know a plant called leek?

The root system is entangled, right?Inseparable, right?Then let it haunt you.

First remove all other bone vines in the sea of ​​flowers, so as not to leave future troubles.Then leave this tap root system to grow bone vines that can be controlled, and harvest them every once in a while to make fertilizer, nourish the flowers in the flower sea, and sell them to the bees next door.

Let's plant flowers together, gather honey together, develop together, and be prosperous together!

The Muyou clan obtained peace and fertilizer, the Yuyao slave clan obtained peace and a space to recuperate, and the bone vine obtained the survival of the race and the retribution it deserved.

Triple win.

Everyone has a bright future.

After Cheng Zi finished speaking, he cupped his fists towards Immortal Linjiang and Lord Die, and drew the end: "Meow meow meow!"

Isn't it beautiful!

Immortal Linjiang: "..."

Butterfly: "..."

After a short shock, the two blurted out: "Wonderful!"

Cheng Zi tilted his head: "Meow?"

Why imitate him?

……

Hidden in the town, Uncle Jiang returned from working in the fields in the evening.

Cheng Zi was not here today, and Miss Liu felt uncomfortable, she was too lazy to move in her room, and she didn't want to cook.

So he sent Jiang Shuke to accompany his mother to relieve boredom, while he fetched water for cooking. After kneading the dough, he went to the vegetable garden in the yard to pick a handful of tender leek tips, and prepared to make dumplings stuffed with leek and egg at night.

While washing the vegetables, Second Uncle Jiang suddenly sensed something, and smiled at the green leeks in the sink.

"Our oranges are really smart."

At the same time, a fiery cloud burned up in the sky, and the red clouds spread in the golden sunset, dazzling and dazzling.

Under the molten gold-like cloud, there is a fairy imperial weapon, thorn hairpin cloth skirt, orchid and jade tree, so beautiful that they are indistinguishable from male and female, and they are aloof and refined, printing a magnificent and dusty silhouette in the afterglow.

Yi Jiangshan was leaning on the bluestone by the river with a fishing rod on his back, looking at the person who was coming towards him. Although he hated her in his heart, he did not deny her extraordinary beauty and aloof demeanor.

Until she saw the broom under her feet. :,,.


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