Chapter 30 The first day of world travel:
Chapter 30 The first day of world travel:
No. 30 Days of World Travel: #语言的恐怖#
Ji Li left the cinema with Wenren Wangshu in his arms, and stopped shortly after.Because although a certain person has decided to accept his fate and leave physically, his soul and eyes are not there, and he has been looking in the direction of the cinema eagerly, expressing his yearning and unyielding silently at this time.
"If you really want to see it, we can..."
"Sneak in stealth?"
"...I was going to say we could buy a movie theater, but your idea would work too."
#On how to make friends with the difference in the three views pattern#
"The money you earn now is enough to buy a movie theater just to watch one movie?" Wenren Wangshu looked at Wenren Wangshu in horror.It's only been five years, right?The other party is not the native of the earth.It is impossible for the assets of robbing banks to grow so fast!
Ji Li looked at Wenren Wangshu speechlessly: "Have you never thought that I can actually choose to work hard to manage the movie theater I bought?"
Make the movie theater bigger, develop it into a theater chain, spread it across the country, then open a film and television company, invest in movies, TV series, etc., and finally become an influential media giant even on a global scale.After all, he is the only disciple of the 'Wenren Patriarch', if he wants, he can sign Ling Zhengyi, who can take on the entire entertainment circle by himself, and monopolize all the comprehension themes based on the Tianyan Continent.There are a lot of copyright issues in it, Tianyan Continent just doesn't care, and didn't care about it, if it matters... In fact, some monks have already started to get involved in this industry, and more monks will start to pay attention to these in the future.
"But the entertainment circle and your character design, the main line of our life doesn't match." Many years ago, Wenren Wangshu thought he was following the protagonist's route of an x-point cultivation and upgrading novel, but later he felt that he was following the real path. It was rebirth, crossing the wind, and this morning it turned into a bloody dog who married first and then loved dogs. Now, cough, he really doesn't want to follow the route of entertainment circle with Ji Li at all.
"Why?"
"This pattern is not suitable for you." Wenren Wangshu looked serious, "Even if you become a big crocodile in the media industry as you said, I still feel that you are too talented for you..."
Ji Li raised his eyebrows, he never thought that Wenren Wangshu would have such high expectations and trust in him.
"...You are more suitable for saying 'I want to destroy the world' and actually destroying the world, being a super cool villain boss. Like Lu Luxiu, the snake spirit version."
"Shut up. Do you want to watch a movie?"
"Look!" Wen Ren Wang Shu Shi immediately understood the current affairs.
Cultivators have spells, and fare evasion is easy, so major movie theaters have added detection and anti-theft technology specifically for monks, which is provided by the inspection team composed of ten factions.Disturbing the economic market of ordinary people is also considered a kind of destruction. The inspection team, which takes the will of Wenren ancestors to love the earth as their own responsibility, said that this is absolutely unbearable.
However, the technology provided by the inspection team is also limited to a certain level. For example, if Wenren Wangshu wants to evade fares, those half-high-tech half-refining two-in-one products will definitely not work.
Of course, this premise is that Ji Li is willing to teach Wenren Wang Shu how to do it.
Wenren Wangshu, who has studied hard for five years... No matter how hard he tries, he will definitely not be able to fully master the full-level tuba that Ji Li has practiced for tens of thousands of years. He often needs Ji Li's verbal advice.
Therefore, Wenren Wangshu certainly wouldn't want to have any unpleasantness with Ji Li at this juncture before he entered a movie theater.
Unfortunately, probably because of the will of the universe, Wenren Wangshu is destined not to be able to see "If the World Crosses".
When they walked back to the movie theater, the movie theater, which was already considered overcrowded just now, was already in a crowded state of being completely paralyzed.It is said that some big star from Tianyan Continent is coming.
"It can't be Ling Zhengyi?" Wenren Wangshu felt that today's luck was extremely bad.
There are currently quite a few low-level monks in the entertainment circle on the Tianyan Continent, but the only one who can cause crowds to evacuate is Ling Zhengyi, who was the first to become popular.The main reason is the face, followed by Ling Zhengyi's absolutely crushing cultivation, and lastly... Ling Zhengyi's acting skills that can be male or female, old or young.
After the fusion of the world, the news spread that Ling Zhengyi supported a movie by himself. His various identities that had just started to become popular before were lost one after another. Mi Fensi used a strange surge to make him even surpass the general front line The number of centimeters a superstar can possess.
He was nicknamed "24 Ling Zhengyi" on the Internet, and then, in the past two years, he actually made a movie called "24 Ling Zhengyi", which was released not long ago.
Today happened to be the time for Ling Zhengyi to come to this movie theater in Manhattan to promote his new movie.
Before Wenren Wangshu proposed to Ji Li to change to another movie theater, they were caught by the multitasking Ling Zhengyi.In fact, no matter when and where Ji Li is, his unique personal temperament is too special. You don't need to pay much attention to observe him, you can see him standing out from the crowd without a trace of life.
Furthermore, Ling Zhengyi saw the five-year-old child carved out of the same mold as Wenren's ancestor in Ji Li's arms.
Without any introduction from Ji Li, Ling Zhengyi has already made up a million-word sadomasochism about the love of the domineering master, and there is also a plot of giving birth.
If five years ago people in the cultivation world only suspected that Ji Li was the illegitimate son of Wenren Patriarch, then the Wenren Mini in front of him would not need to doubt at all. Just look at this face, look at his temperament, even the karmic red lotus between his brows The tattoos are all the same, and they are still being hugged by Ji Li, the only disciple of Wenren Patriarch. Who has Ji Li been close to in the past five years?That is the child in front of me.Ling Zhengyi said, if this was not the son of the ancestor, I would have eaten my hat.
Ling Zhengyi quickly separated himself to find Ji Li and Wenren Wangshu, leaving the other clone to continue participating in the film's promotional activities.
"Ji Daoyou." Ling Zhengyi stopped Ji Li and Wenren Wangshu.
Although Ji Li was accepted as a disciple by Wenren Patriarch at the beginning, he was not included in Zuo Wang Xianzong. Ling Zhengyi and other disciples of Zuo Wang Xianzong were not easy to discuss with him, so even if they were with disciples of other sects, they It can also be called senior brother and junior brother, but for Ji Li, a detached existence, even Ran Xinglin, the head of the sect, only dare to call him a fellow daoist.
"Friend Ling." Ji Li looked very normal.
He embraced Wenren Wangshu, neither explaining nor evading.because……
...His purpose is to rely on the powerful brain of Zuowang Xianzong to solve the problem of Wenren Wangshu's new identity.
"This is it?" Ling Zhengyi was a little uncertain about Ji Li's attitude, so he could only choose to test. He looked at Wenren Wangshu who was eating a lollipop (Wenren Wangshu said that the lollipop was already given to me, no What a waste to eat, right?), if Ji Li wants to say it, then he will get the answer, and Ji Li doesn’t want to say “this is”, so vague questions can be prevaricated with other answers.
"Bao'er." Ji Li answered very simply.
Ling Zhengyi and Wenren Wangshu looked sideways at Ji Li, Bao'er?What the hell is this!
"Surname Bao?" Ling Zhengyi deliberately distorted Ji Li's meaning, hoping to verify the answer he wanted. Since the other party did not deliberately avoid introducing this child, then there is a door to this matter.
"No, the surname is Wenren." Ji Li said truthfully.
"!!!"I knew it!Sure enough, I guessed it right!Ling Zhengyi was very excited, as if he had discovered something extraordinary, "Where is the master?"
"I'm going back to Wangxianzong soon." It's still the truth.
"Are you retreating? To be honest, I'm surprised that the master came out for five years. What about Bao'er?" Ling Zhengyi's subtext was where the hell is his son?
"I'll take care of it." Honestly.
Disciples do their best, that is to say, children have no mother. "Are you taking Bao'er to watch a movie?"
"Well, he wanted to watch "If the World Crossed", but he was held back before and never watched it. Now he finally has the opportunity, but unfortunately he still can't watch it because of his age." The truth.
Who will hold the child hard?It must be the ancestor Wenren. With the character of the ancestor, he must have asked his son to start practicing when he was still a sperm. It's not like herding sheep, he will definitely ask his father's apprentice to bring him out to play.Ling Zhengyi completed Ji Li's words.
""Monk Kindergarten" is also a good choice."
"I think so too."
Then... Ji Li held the popcorn, carbonated drinks, and plush toys that Ling Zhengyi bought for him, and watched "Friar Kindergarten" in the cinema with a group of children and parents.
From the beginning to the end, the wallflower Wenren Wangshu, who was quietly in Ji Li's arms, remained in a daze the whole time. How did all this happen?
Ji Li told the whole truth, but Ling Zhengyi made up a lingering love story between a BG version of a monk and a human from Earth.
#Language is really a terrible thing#
Wenren Wangshu: Why didn't Ling Zhengyi think that I was born by you and my ancestors?
Ji Li: ...
You thought about this for a long time?
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