How my bad friend and I survived in Yokohama

Chapter 31

Their bird-speaking confrontation was temporarily suspended.

……

Is there someone in the cell diagonally opposite?

Mr. Dostoevsky opened his eyes slightly, and Osamu Dazai smiled lightly: "Ah, here we come~"

Without a hair tie, the young man with his silver hair pouring down and curling up let out a slight gasp, followed by that delicate face with a decadent air—and the crazy heterochromatic pupils.

"Ha ha…"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha—"

"Really," Horihazou covered his neck, smiling even more villainous than the villain, "The best part..."

"I see," Fyodor was surprised for a moment, "is it medicine?"

"Oh!" Osamu Dazai said happily, "Yazura is here, let me tell you—what crimes have you committed? I'm so curious!"

"Ah!" Horihazo held his face, "I'm still different from Dazai ~ as for me, the main reason is to sell more information - after all, I used to rely on this for a living ~"

"I guess... well, 113 cases of shark murder, 94 cases of threatening/intimidation/, 478 cases of fraud/deceit/," Dazai put his finger on his chin, "here there are 685 cases - model workers !"

"773 sales/sales/intelligence/reports/cases," Horiba Zang played with his hair, his headband was confiscated, "a total of 1459 cases, I don't need the military police gentleman to remind me, I can remember it very clearly, to me The expression of the person who paid the price for the information was severely swayed by me—ahh~"

He squinted his different pupils, and an abnormal flush appeared on his face: "It's wonderful~"

The hero is a boy, Osamu Dazai clapped his hands, and the devil on the side also exclaimed: "As expected of Hori-kun."

Then Dazai waved his arms exaggeratedly: "After taking the medicine, you completely exposed your true nature ~ Ye Zang?"

"...Well." Horiba Zou laughed happily, "Take medicine after meals."

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈鹅鹅”

Fyodor next to him turned his head and made a soft "puchi".

The person monitoring the three outside: ?ill?

"Then~ that's the end of the chat!" Ye Zang raised his hands cheerfully, "Come and play!"

Hori: "1Z&+%eqadd..."

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The author has something to say:

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zwkfk is too popular, I can't write it, I can only play with the original plot.

It's a new game!I think it's fun! www

Osamu Dazai's case: 138 joint murder cases, 312 intimidation cases and 625 fraud and other cases.

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small theater

The Meow Meow Squad goes to prison (excited)

Horihazo, Jaune is in progress!

Horiha Zang: In order to keep my wronged companions alive, I went bald and finally went crazy (?)

Hideto Abe: Finally connected to the Internet and started assisting.

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Off topic

(After reading these chapters and analyzing the reactions of relatives and friends)