Hot Spring Mental Hospital

Chapter 34 Ward No. 34

Quan Lu is now facing a problem, a very important one.

He looked at the person in front of him - this person's name was Xunming (Quan Luyu), which sounds like a very insincere pseudonym, with a strong aura of middle school, Quan Lu thought, Xunming asked about it later His own name (if he really knows it), he must tell Xun Ming that he is Tom Vidoklia Yaksimovich-Su. This person is more than Yue Rensheng. I have been sitting there staring at the two pomegranates in a daze.

Quan Luzai observed it carefully, and he really just sat on the chair and looked at the two pomegranates without blinking his eyes!

"Didn't you say that his master would still watch "Self-Analysis of the Little Taoist Priest Chunyang"?" Quan Lu asked Quan Lu in a low voice, "Why does this look like a normal person who can watch TV?"

"Do you know why Master and his elders watch that TV?" Quan Lu whispered, "Because there is an actor who looks a bit like Master's wife."

Fuck, it's unimaginable that such a person who is out of touch with modern society can still marry a wife.

But maybe it is precisely because of this obsession with his wife that he successfully married his wife.

What is Yu Qing's novel called?

Oh, "Stubborn Stones Also Nod".

"Master has been missing for hundreds of years." Quan Lu added.

……

Quan Lu: "I'm sorry, I want to be quiet."

What the hell are hundreds of years!

"Don't be quiet," Quan Lu shook his head, "Let's think about how to get Master to help us return to our bodies."

Quan Lu thought about it, and felt that what Quan Lu said was right, "What is his master doing to those two pomegranates? I don't think he communicates well."

Quan Lu: "... I heard that my wife liked eating pomegranates the most."

Quan Lu: "..."

Ask what love is in the world, and teach people to look at pomegranates.

Although the current situation is very strange, this love is still moving.

At this moment, Mo Wenfeng, who was going to wash the fruits, came out. He cut up all the fruits, mixed them with salad dressing, and made a fruit salad.

Quan Lu used to mix and eat by himself when he was in the hospital, but Mo Wenfeng didn't expect that Mo Wenfeng knew what he liked.

Just as Quan Lu was about to eat, Mo Wenfeng reached out and grabbed Quan Lu's wrist.

Quan Lu understood immediately, and didn't eat it immediately, but ran to Xun Ming with a fruit bowl in his hands, blinked his big eyes and said, "Master, come and taste."

Xunming Xiemei Kuangba still had no expression on his face, he didn't care at all.

Quan Lu: "..."

I'm so tired, communicating with such widowed people...

Quan Lu angrily ate all the fruit in the bowl.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Quan Lu hurriedly pulled out Yue Rensheng - this person had been in contact with Quan Lu last time, and he already had a huge psychological shadow. As soon as Quan Lu and Mo Wenfeng entered, he hid in the bathroom and refused to come out.

Seeing Quan Lu and Mo Wenfeng this time, I felt very complicated in my heart.

Quan Lu didn't have any complaints about Yue Rensheng. He probably thought he was just a little Taoist priest with fleshy feet. No, no, he probably wasn't as powerful as a Taoist priest.

Yue Rensheng looked at Quan Lu expressionlessly, and Quan Lu also looked at Yue Rensheng expressionlessly.

Just when the air between the two was so embarrassing that it was about to condense, Quan Lu finally couldn't stand it anymore, he pulled Yue Rensheng, walked to Xun Ming's side, and summoned up his courage: "Master!"

Xun Ming ignored him.

Quan Lu: "..."

He really did not expect that Xun Ming would be such a difficult person to communicate with.

At this moment, Yue Rensheng, Xunming's apprentice, spoke.

"Master," Yue Rensheng whispered, "Master..."

Xunming frowned.

Xun Ming finally reacted, he raised his head and glanced at Yue Rensheng.

Seeing that Xun Ming had responded, Yue Rensheng quickly struck while the iron was hot and said, "Master, this is my colleague with a misplaced soul," Yue Rensheng said, "Master, please help him."

With that said, he pulled Quan Lu and Quan Lu up to Xun Ming.

Xun Ming's beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly, he looked at Quan Lu, then at Quan Lu, and suddenly stretched out his hand.

Quan Lu only saw a white hand reaching out towards him, he got nervous and quickly closed his eyes.

However, the expected feeling did not come.

Quan Lu couldn't help opening his eyes.

Then he found that Xun Ming didn't do anything, he just reached out and peeled a pomegranate in front of him.

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu: "..."

Although things didn't develop according to the track he thought, Quan Lu still felt like a ghost.

Especially looking at the pomegranate in front of him, he remembered now, isn't the important item in the ghost game "Ghost Spectacles" the pomegranate! ?

What to do, I figured this out, I really don't want to see pomegranates for a while now.

"Master..." Quan stepped forward and said pitifully, "Master, please help us, we are all so miserable, if we are not allowed to exchange back to our own bodies, I feel that I have nothing to do." I can breathe!"

Probably because his tone sounded particularly bleak, almost silent, Xun Ming frowned and glanced at him.

Just this one glance, Quan Lu felt that there was something interesting, he quickly raised his head, and looked at Xun Ming with a kind of shining eyes - he was not only like himself, but also pulled Quan Lu together.

The two of them knelt on the floor, clutching the corners of Xun Ming's clothes tightly with both hands, tears seemed to slip from the corners of their eyes.

Xunming: "..."

Yue Rensheng & Mo Wenfeng: "..."

Seemingly influenced by them (more likely because he couldn't bear them), Xun Ming looked at them and raised his hand.

"Go get the basin."

What do you want a basin for?

The other people present were very puzzled, but Xun Ming had a high moral character and was obviously the most prestigious among these few people, so it was obvious that what he said carried the most weight.

Several people went to find a basin.

Quan Lu asked Mo Wenfeng while looking for it: "Doctor Mo, what do you think he wants pots for?"

Mo Wenfeng opened the cupboard, and after confirming that there was really no basin in it, he shook his head, "I don't know either."

Quan Lu didn't give up, and asked again: "Could it be that he wants to do something? Sprinkle sulfur, throw dog blood or something..."

Mo Wenfeng: "..."

Although there seemed to be something wrong with what Quan Lu said, Mo Wenfeng couldn't find the words to refute for a while.

Anyway, Xunming wanted to find a basin, so he must have promised them to help them change their bodies back. They just need to provide props. I don’t understand the world of experts.

Soon, Quan Lu found a huge washbasin in the kitchen.

This washbasin was bought by Quanlu’s mother who was crazy about Korean dramas and prepared to make kimchi. Unfortunately, after buying this big basin, Quanlu’s mother became obsessed with Thailand again, and she greeted Quanlu’s father every day with Sawadika.

……

Recalling the past at home, Quan Lu couldn't help feeling deeply moved, but on second thought, he had already found a big pot, and Xun Ming could open an altar and sprinkle sulfur and blood.

From now on he can return to his own body.

If this is true, Quan Lu said that he is willing to buy one to show his respect for Xunming that the fake temple in the scenic spot costs 998 yuan for the consecration talisman!

Seeing Quan Lu offering the large copper basin devoutly with both hands, Xun Ming glanced at it and nodded, his expression still indifferent: "Not bad."

Hearing the master's praise, Quan Lu felt elated: Master has a good impression of him, can he change his body?

However, it is obviously a complicated job to change one's own body, and the preparation work is very long.

Xun Ming looked at the large copper basin under his feet, and was very satisfied with the large capacity, then he looked at Quan Lu, and said slowly: "We still need to prepare brown rice, red rice, barley, millet, purple rice, and buckwheat. Two catties."

Quan Lu: "..."

Mo Wenfeng: "..."

Quan Lu was stunned. Why do you need so much rice? Is this for porridge?

And two catties of rice, how many people would eat it?

Quan Lu took a peek at Xun Ming's expression, and the other party's expression was still the same indifferent, completely like "I told you the method, do you believe it or not, buy it or not".

Quan Lu: "..."

Mo Wenfeng sighed: "I'll drive you to buy it."

Quan Lu thought to himself, this is the only way to go now.

They said hello to Quan Lu and Yue Rensheng, and went to the small supermarket downstairs to buy rice.

Quan Lu felt that he was a bit of a conscientious person. When he heard that he had to buy so much rice, he thought to himself: Changing bodies is a matter between the other party and himself. It's really not good to make the other party hot.

So he said: "So much, you can't take it, how about I and Yue Rensheng go with you."

Quan Lu did not refuse: "Okay, then let's come together."

Before going out, the four of them looked worriedly at Xun Ming who was still staring at the two pomegranates in the house—now it was one, because the other had already been opened.

"Why do I have the illusion of letting the left-behind children look after the house alone?" Quan Lu muttered to himself.

Yue Rensheng: "..."

"Don't worry," Mo Wenfeng comforted, "Your master can take care of himself alone, and we didn't go for a long time, we'll be back soon."

Yue Rensheng: "..."

Yue Rensheng was still a little worried, but he was set with facial paralysis, and Quan Lu was set as a wife, so this task was handed over to Quan Lu.

After thinking about it, Quan Lu went into the house and walked to Xun Ming's side.

"Master, if you are alone at home, don't open the door casually when strangers knock on the door."

"If you are alone at home, don't go out casually."

"If you are alone at home, the doors and windows should be closed tightly."

"If you are alone at home, you still have to check carefully when using gas."

Xunming: "..."

Xun Ming glanced at Quan Lu with a mentally retarded look, then turned around and entered the kitchen with two pomegranates.

This is the first time that Xun Ming looked at himself with eyes other than indifference.

Quan Lu feels that his IQ has been questioned.