Hot Spring Mental Hospital

Chapter 2 Ward No. 02

Quan Lu's ideal is to become a glorious people's policeman, and under certain circumstances, Quan Lu has realized his ideal. He is a household registration administrator.He is a very simple person. His father and grandfather are both police officers. Because he has been influenced since he was a child, he believes that it is worthwhile to contribute to the maintenance of people's peace and security, even if he has to work for a long time and face various dangerous cases. .

Yes, that's the root of Zhengmiaohong.

As the director of a well-known mental hospital, he must be an outstanding son and daughter of the party who is sensible, general, civilized, and establishes a new style (...).

At least Quan Lu thinks so.

As the dean of a well-known mental hospital, he must be a mature man who is mature, prudent, and relaxed.

At least Quan Lu thinks so.

Anyway, it won't be the young man who is digging his feet while looking at the computer and eating apples.

Quan Lu: "..."

When the young man saw someone coming in, he was frightened and sat up straight.

"You, you, how did you get in!?—No, who are you?"

Quan Lu: "..."

"Hello, the door is not closed. I knocked on the door for a long time, but you didn't seem to hear it, so I came in by myself." Quan Lu looked at the young man in front of him, and asked with some doubts, "Are you Dean Gao Chuan Shenggao?" ?"

He saw it downstairs in the administrative office building. The dean of this mental hospital is called Gao Chuansheng.

The young man made a quick decision and vetoed it, his eyes revealing determination: "I am not."

Quan Lu suspiciously looked at the shining badge on the man's chest, the three large characters engraved on it were simply eye-catching: Gao Chuansheng.

Gao Chuansheng looked at the hospital gown on Quan Lu's body, pulled off his badge, opened the drawer and stuffed it, crossed his fingers, and put it on his chin, in the classic posture of Ikarito.

The whole process is smooth and smooth, and it has obviously been done countless times.

Gao Chuansheng looked at Quan Lu with a smile on his face: "Do you have anything to do with Dean Gao?"

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu discarded all his previous fantasies about the dean in his heart, and he felt that the dean should ask Li Dayi for an examination.

"It's like this," Quan Lu found a chair for himself and sat down, "Dean Gao, I think we made some mistakes, which led to some misunderstandings."

"What misunderstanding...? Wait, I've already said that I'm not Dean Gao."

Quan Lu completely ignored him: "I'm not sick—at least I'm not mentally ill. I was attacked in the alley before, and I was sent to this mental hospital after waking up. I think there must be some misunderstanding , I don't have any mental problems, Dean Gao."

Gao Chuansheng was stunned when he heard that, and he nodded, "You mean you are not sick? Wait, I've already said that I'm not Dean Gao!"

Quan Lu nodded, "Yes, there must be a misunderstanding here. If there is any doubt, I can accept a full-body examination..."

Gao Chuansheng nodded: "Oh, like this."

Seeing Gao Chuansheng's thoughtful expression, Quan Lu thought to himself, this person looks so fleshy, unexpectedly he is quite reliable.

Gao Chuansheng's expression was very serious, "Who is your attending physician?"

Quan Lu thought: The attending physician should be Li Dayi.So he reported Li Dayi's name, Gao Chuansheng nodded, and began to look for Li Dayi's phone number in the phone book.

Following his movements, Quan Lu's heart beat faster and faster, and he was about to go home soon!There is no need to stay in this ghost hospital!

But what I never expected was that as soon as Gao Chuansheng picked up the phone, he said, "Hello, Li Dayi? Your patient ran out and is now in the dean's office—you hurry up, and isn't he a patient in the general ward?" ?—the condition seems to be getting worse."

Quan Lu: "..."

"It's been said that I'm not sick, it's all your mistake!" Quan Lu was extremely aggrieved, "You can check me up!"

Gao Chuansheng comforted him very gently, and reached out and took out a small medicine bottle from the drawer: "Okay, you are not sick, you are not sick, we made a mistake, come here, do you want the little blue pill? This is Popping candy! It's delicious."

Quan Lu glanced at Gao Chuansheng's hand, young man, before you deceive people, can the tranquilizer label on the bottle be torn off?

But Quan Lu thought about it again, Gao Chuansheng is not a normal person, Li Dayi is!It is estimated that Li Dayi came to check and he should be fine.

So Quan Lu simply sat down in Gao Chuansheng's office. During this period, Gao Chuansheng always wanted to enlighten Quan Lu, trying to guide him into accepting that he was a neuropathy and trying to make Quan Lu take tranquilizers.

But every time he reaps, Quan Lu's eyes are rolled.

After a while, Li Dayi came.

He was drenched in sweat from running, and when he saw Quan Lu, he let out an "ouch".

"Quan Lu, what's the matter with you?"

Why do you say "again"?

Quan Lu rolled his eyes, and said succinctly: "I'm not sick, you've got the wrong partner, I'm going to be discharged from the hospital."

Li Dayi showed a puzzled expression: "You didn't say that before...Why do you want to be discharged from the hospital now?"

Quan Lu thought to himself: Before?when was that

When I woke up and saw Li Dayi, it seemed to be their first meeting, right?

Li Dayi wanted to explain, but Gao Chuansheng quickly said, "Li Dayi, he wants to be discharged from the hospital."

Wanting to be discharged from the hospital is a very wordy word, and Quan Lu couldn't help but roll his eyes again.

Li Dayi looked serious and confused: "But there is still a problem with your cognitive ability. In order to be responsible for yourself and others, we cannot let you leave for the time being."

Quan Lu continued to roll his eyes: "According to you, do you mean that you will let me out as long as you admit that you are crazy? Okay, okay, I am sick, I am sick, I am crazy! ——Doctor, I know now Now that I am a psychopath, my cognition is not wrong, right?"

Li Dayi showed embarrassment: "But you know that you are crazy. After all, you should be treated here. How can we let you out if you don't treat it well? So we can't let you out at all if you say it like this." ?”

Quan Lu: "..."

Quan Lu was in pain: "I can't admit it, I can't admit it, so how can I be discharged from the hospital!"

Li Dayi and Gao Chuansheng looked at each other, and the latter started to think seriously.

"Well, there was originally a test method, but after listening to your words, I thought about it carefully. Sorry, I really can't think of any way now."

When Quan Lu heard this, he was furious: "According to your statement, all the people in your hospital can only go in and out? Are you still a mental hospital! Don't you have the ability to judge at all?"

"Your situation is quite special..." Li Dayi explained weakly, "This is the first time I have encountered such a patient."

"I told you I'm not sick!" Quan Lu roared angrily.

Gao Chuansheng was a little scared, and said cautiously: "No, didn't I say it? There used to be a very detailed test to judge whether a patient can be discharged from the hospital, but now you ask this question I think You need to explore it, you think, originally your cognition was wrong, but you realized that you have a mental illness..."

Speaking of this, Gao Chuansheng suddenly slapped his thigh: "Yes!"

Li Dayi asked in a daze: "How many months?"

Quan Lu: "..."

Help, are there any normal people here?

Gao Chuansheng held Quan Lu's hand very excitedly: "I have made a new discovery!"

Li Dayi was also very excited: "Dean, have you made a new breakthrough?"

Quan Lu: "..."

Gao Chuansheng nodded, "I now have a new argument, and I have a hunch that if this argument is true, I will definitely be able to set off a new turmoil in the academic world of psychiatry! ——Thank you for all of this!"

Quan Lu felt in a trance.

He began to desperately think about what he had said that could successfully enlighten the director of the mental hospital. He is clearly the head of a new generation of pyramid schemes, killing the WeChat merchants in the WeChat circle of friends in seconds.

"And..." Gao Chuansheng changed the subject and touched his chin, "And... I think you are very special."

When Quan Lu heard this, his spine went numb, and a bad premonition suddenly rose.

Sure enough, in the next second, Gao Chuansheng said: "I think you are different and special. You are different from other mental patients. Very good, you have successfully attracted my attention."

This tone, as if he is not the dean of a mental hospital, but the CEO of a multinational company in a romance novel.

Quan Lu: "..."

So what the hell did I do?

Quan Lu only felt that his eyes were straight, his pupils trembled and the corners of his mouth twitched. Could it be that the key to Gao Chuansheng's becoming the dean of a mental hospital is that he is a first-class patient?

Gao Chuansheng didn't realize it, and continued to exude the aura of the master of the fish pond: "Quan Lu, yes, yes, it's you, is it you? Thank you. After your reminder, I finally figured it out. When a cognitively impaired patient realizes that he is a patient, he has actually..."

Quan Lu understood now, and he interjected, "When they realize that they are sick, they will overcome their cognitive impairment and recover—isn't this a truth that elementary school students understand?"

What he meant was, before you thought I had a cognitive impairment, but now that I have recovered, you have to send me home!

Unexpectedly, Gao Chuansheng was extremely excited: "Oh! Really! Is it like this!" He yelled, "God, you are such a genius, genius! I think the general ward can no longer accommodate you, no No, no, you are not suitable to develop there, it is simply burying talents, how about this, I specially approve you to live in the special ward, and contribute to the peace construction there! You will fully reflect your own value there Now give Don’t be too moved by this opportunity—”

With that said, Gao Chuansheng winked at Quan Lu.

Quan Lu reached out and stopped Gao Chuansheng: "Please stop, please, please, I will go to the special ward."

Gao Chuansheng blinked: "Then do you still want to leave the hospital?"

Quan Lu's face was ashen: "I must actively treat here."

Gao Chuansheng smiled triumphantly.

Quan Lu walked out of the dean's office in a daze, and clearly heard Gao Chuansheng say to Li Dayi with a sigh of relief: "Phew, it's finally over. Compared with other patients, this patient is very difficult to deal with. We ignored it before." His condition..."

Quan Lu was very sad: "...I bought a bag last year, which is super durable."

The author has something to say: Once again, all the knowledge about mental hospitals and mental illness in this article is my nonsense.