webnovelvip Chapter 43 Here Comes
Chapter 43 Here Comes
"My time—"
Jiang Weihe catapulted off the whole way, and ended up getting a solid kick from Shen Yu on the buttocks:
"What's the name of the ghost in the middle of the night..."
Jiang Weihe looked around in shock, and there were a bunch of old men lying here and there in the living room. Some of them were woken up by him, and some were still snoring loudly. Birds towards the Phoenix".
Due to waking up too quickly and being a little hangover, Jiang Weihe's head was buzzing, he squinted his eyes and grabbed his phone to check the time. It was only four o'clock in the morning.Apart from being covered in cold sweat, Jiang Weihe was a little chilled by the air conditioner, so he kicked Shen Yu away and took a hot shower in the bathroom, then hid in the bathroom and secretly called Duan Jinnian.
As soon as it rang, Duan Jinnian picked it up, and the two asked in unison:
"Are you OK?"
Hearing the familiar tone again, Jiang Weihe was inexplicably a little joyful for the rest of his life, and couldn't help complaining about Duan Jinnian:
"Why don't you call me when you're fine?"
"I am on my way."
"On the way? Where are you going in the middle of the night?"
"Looking for you." "Looking for me?" Jiang Weihe wondered, "Why are you looking for me?"
"want to see you."
At that moment, Jiang Weihe suddenly understood what Duan Jinnian said, the feeling of "a thousand rabbits bouncing around in his chest", Jiang Weihe raised his eyes, and inadvertently caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror—God, this face is too red up!Could this be...alcoholism? !Come on, come on, help me, help me!
"Wait, how long will you be here?"
If Duan Jinnian came to Jiang Weihe's house from his school, he would have to go through more than half of the city.
"About two and a half hours, it's almost here." Duan Jinnian said lightly.
Wow, this action force, probably this is "the person you want to see must meet anyway", just ask who is tempted, and who can do it?
So Jiang Weihe carefully scrubbed himself from head to toe again, then applied slippery body lotion, sprayed some light perfume, and put on the coquettish body highlight on his collarbones and shoulders-this thing is branded. Give it away, Jiang Weihe, a rough old man, has never found a suitable occasion before.I don't know if it will flash exaggeratedly. In case the lights are turned off to do business, this body highlight is brighter than a Jedi knight's lightsaber in the dark. Damn, it's weird, take another look...
Waiting for Jiang Weihe to bend the mirror for 10 minutes like a "record of the early domestication of limbs of human beings", and finally prepared what kind of posture to greet Duan Jin, and then left the bathroom contentedly.
However, the moment he opened the bathroom door, Jiang Weihe suddenly realized an extremely serious problem: What about the group of dead drunks in the living room?After all, it was Jiang Weihe who told people to come to the door, "If you don't drink on Friday, your life will be in vain." Everyone has been good brothers for many years, so why are they willing to let them sleep in the cold living room? Of course, let them go get dirty Sleep on the street!
Jiang Weihe turned on the light in the living room with a "snap", and everyone immediately fled in all directions like swatted flies, and some people covered their eyes and rolled around on the ground:
"Eyes, my eyes! Erkang, my eyes are gone!"
"Wait, I have guests coming, hurry up and climb quickly."
"What kind of guest is here at five in the morning?"
"Lao Jiang, you opened your business too early. It's not as early as you."
"What a show, is there a big jaguar sucking? Why don't you exercise with multiple people!"
Everyone complained, but they still crawled at the speed of light very cooperatively.
Among them, Shen Yu was the last one to leave. He stared at Jiang Weihe, sweeping Jiang Weihe from head to toe with his eyes like the red line of the security check, and then "Tumeijiang's eyes became sharper", he walked away Stepping forward to pull away Jiang Weihe's bathrobe, Jiang Weihe quickly assumed the pose of Marilyn Monroe covering her skirt, covered her own vacuum bathrobe, and punched and kicked Shen Yu:
"What are you watching? Is this something you can watch for free?!"
"That's why the unfilial and rebellious son attacked the lonely old father so hard? The reason behind it is distressing!"
"Why haven't you left yet?"
"Are you in love?"
Shen Yu smiled like a cunning fox, Jiang Weihe choked, and quickly denied:
"No, how could it be possible to fall in love? If I fall in love, I shouldn't be the first to tell you? You are my son, and Dad will definitely give you a complete family."
"Could it be Young Master Duan?" Shen Yu raised his eyebrows.
"You know again? It's not him, it's not him..."
Jiang Weihe was hit, he pushed Shen Yu's back guiltily to "manually see off the guests", Shen Yu babbled:
"It's a pity, it's a pity, the child is too old to stay, but if you marry Duan Jinnian, you are considered to be married to a wealthy family. There are still 300 million masters of ceremonies on the entire network to witness your marriage. Dad agrees to this marriage!"
"Go this way, please."
Finally, Shen Yu, who was full of alcohol, was blown away, Jiang Weihe was sweating again, so he had to take a bath again, and after washing, he would be wrinkled, so he quickly dried his hair and applied body lotion again. While rubbing highlights, the phone rang, it was Duan Jinnian!Jiang Weihe rushed to open the door full of joy, Duan Jinnian was dressed as a night walker when he went to the hotel last time, Jiang Weihe pretended to bow to him:
"Could it be that Your Excellency is the famous 'Dark Night Mother Hunter'?"
Duan Jinnian doggedly entered the door quickly, took off his sunglasses, mask and peaked cap, shook his head like a cat shaking his fur, and brushed his hair that was a little messy under the weight of the hat.
"How did you come back to the real world?"
"I killed myself and woke up."
"Fuck! You stinky pig!" Jiang Weihe was so angry that he grabbed Duan Jinnian's face and yanked at him, "I suggested suicide in that campus article, did I say that? Huh? Why did you go early!"
"Not next time..."
Duan Jinnian bowed his head knowingly, Jiang Weihe was furious like a fairy:
"Do you want to have a next time?!"
"Don't dare."
Duan Jinnian's voice became softer, and he looked weak, pitiful and helpless, which made Jiang Weihe feel very sorry: Forget it, what kind of bad intentions can a kitten have, let alone a kitten that is only nearly 1.9 meters long.
Thinking that Duan Jinnian had driven for almost three hours to see him in the middle of the night, but was sprayed so hard that his head flew off as soon as he entered the door, and that he would be finished with male dysfunction later, Jiang Weihe hurriedly changed the subject:
"The hat you gave me last time, in my room..."
"Send it to you."
"Come up and get it."
The two looked at each other, and Jiang Weihe remembered the posture he had practiced in front of the mirror. He originally planned to do it lying on the side of the entrance, but when he saw Duan Jinnian was too excited, he forgot the routine and even scolded him. Stinky head, Jiang Weihe gritted his teeth and pulled the bathrobe away to reveal his shoulders and collarbone with body highlights, and repeated again:
"Come up and get it."
Duan Jinnian looked straight at the scene, Jiang Weihe took Duan Jinnian's hand and put it on his body:
"Touch?"
Duan Jinnian touched it cautiously, and his little white face turned into a little red face:
"It's so slippery and flashy..."
"If the heart is sincere, it will work; if the heart is not sincere, it will not work."
Then Duan Jinnian took off the disguise of the innocent cat, a fierce tiger descended the mountain and pounced on Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe had no time to hide, and was directly picked up by Duan Jinnian and pressed against the entrance, Duan Jinnian was breathing heavily and his eyes were bright like eating people:
"Here comes first."
So at the entrance of Jiang Weihe's house, a four-legged beast first appeared, and then it merged with Duan Jinnian into a three-legged beast. After that, Jiang Weihe lost his strength and crawled around into a six-legged beast.
The two fought fiercely from the porch all the way to the living room, and then shifted the battlefield again, and there was even a world spectacle of "six-legged beasts climbing stairs". Jiang Weihe was shocked: Duan Jinnian is too good at playing, right?He desperately turned his head to look at Duan Jinnian behind him, and questioned him unsteadily:
"Where did you learn this?"
"Tong Ren Wen." Duan Jinnian said confidently.
Doujinshi you guys - more!It's so cool!
In the end, Jiang Weihe was lying on his bed sweating profusely. It was no exaggeration. He only had the strength to breathe now, and Ben San's physical strength could not compete with the 20-year-old young man at all.Jiang Weihe closed his eyes tiredly, feeling that his life had come to an end, and he would pass away on this bed in the next second.
Duan Jinnian was resting on Jiang Weihe's belly. Looking at it from Jiang Weihe's point of view, you could see Duan Jinnian's hair twirling. Duan Jinnian grabbed his hair, and the two of them clasped their fingers together. Duan Jinnian asked in a low voice:
"Come again?"
"I really can't come!"
Then it's social news, Jiang Weihe is completely convinced, if you don't, please, that's Duan Jinnian!
"If I do it again, I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow!"
Duan Jinnian walked to the window and opened the curtain a crack:
"The sun is out."
Jiang Weihe glanced at the electronic clock beside the bed. At 47:28, Jiang Weihe's scalp tingled: it was not three hours but four hours!If Jiang Weihe was a woman, with Duan Jinnian's sowing frequency and intensity, Jiang Weihe would have "thank you for the invitation, [-] years old top class, mother of one child".
"...I'm going to get pregnant again."
"I'll marry you when I'm pregnant."
What kind of scumbag speech is this?The male German policeman Jiang Weihe dispatched the police quickly!However, the lunatic Duan Jinnian "assaulted the police" in a frenzy, and the male German policeman Jiang Weihe was accidentally defeated and tortured. Three and ten minutes later, Jiang Weihe was as angry as his eyes, and his eyes were slack. He had already run 10 years of his life. The revolving lantern...
While Jiang Weihe was still a sage, Duan Jinnian slipped downstairs and picked up his clothes, and carefully brought his mobile phone along with him. Jiang Weihe thought of the curious little mother article in his heart, so he sent a message The message asked Xiaoyuan if he had read it, and Xiaoyuan sent a TXT three seconds later, so Jiang Weihe lay in Duan Jinnian's arms, and the two tasted this article together.
After reading it at [-] times faster speed, Jiang Weihe felt that this article was a fart with twists and turns, mystification, ups and downs, and confusion.
In the previous part, I wrote about the little boy Jiang Weihe, Duo Lin, Lu Yiping, Niu Kulu, and Zhen Huan, who were carrying a deep hatred and hatred between the two men, skipping the plots of "Lust, Caution" in the middle, and suddenly changed the style of painting. Hey, Duan Jinnian is actually a dutiful son. I wanted to give his father a knife for a long time!But Duan Jinnian, a filial son, "children make choices, and adults want them all": he wants to be the heir, but he can't accept his mother's death, so he comes and goes, hey, he's crazy, he's crazy!But this old man was unwilling to be sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love. After all, he resisted everything by himself. From killingspree to legendary, he directly killed everyone in the family except the little boy Jiang Weihe. In the end, he raised the knife to the boy, and It set an open ending, and I don't know if I killed it in the end, but Jiang Weihe was stupid after watching it.
How should I put it, uh, uh, respect, put your hands together, only by respecting ok and seeking common ground while reserving differences will the world be a better place.
"Short section, tell me about your impressions after reading it."
"..." Duan Jinnian was silent.
"Do you dare to watch it in the future?"
Duan Jinnian shook his head.Jiang Weihe hesitated for a while, but still planned to confess leniently and sit in prison:
"Xiao Duan, in fact, when you said those words last time, I was still awake... At that time, I didn't know how to respond to you, so I pretended to be dead. I'm sorry."
Duan Jinnian shook his head generously:
"It's okay, I forgot anyway."
作者有话要说：感谢在2021-09-1319:17:18~2021-09-1512:39:42期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thank you to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Nuwa throws 5 bottles of mud at random;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!