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Chapter 3 A Campus Essay about You Going to Peking University and Me Going to Peking University Jade

"How did this happen?"

Duan Jinnian handed the paper to Jiang Weihe, Jiang Weihe broke through the rearview mirror, wiped off his nosebleeds, looked at the bloody paper in his hand and sighed:

"I followed the navigation to go home, and a man who knows where, insisted that I lied to him for money, and chased me for two blocks!" Jiang Weihe slapped his thigh in grief, "The key is! My face, my face My face has been insured! In the original world, how can I pay for the down payment in Huangpu District? What a loss, what a loss, I lost all my underwear..."

"Send you to the hospital?"

"No, it's just a minor injury."

Jiang Weihe waved his hands wearily, frowned and found that things were not simple:

"Wait, why are you here?"

"I figured you were going to be beaten, so I came to you."

In Duan Jinnian's tone, there seemed to be a little complacency of "everything is under my control".

"...I really appreciate you."

After Jiang Weihe thought for a while, his scalp suddenly went numb:

"Are we still not out of the storyline?"

"Then what can we do?" Duan Jinnian squinted at Jiang Weihe, "If I don't come, you will be beaten to death."

"But in the plot you said before, did you save me by chance?"

"Seems to be."

So in this world, no matter what happens, the established plot will not change. Thinking of this, Jiang Weihe suddenly felt a chill:

"I have a question for you."

"ask."

"You said at the end of the story, er, what if we, that is, the ending...how?"

"what are you saying?"

"Forget it."

Jiang Weihe sincerely believes that he is more likely to win the best actor than to fall in love with Duan Jinnian, but this world is a one-way train with a set route, and Jiang Weihe has no chance to jump off the train. Will sail to the end of writing.

"This article must have been written by your fans."

Jiang Weihe drank red wine sourly. The red wine glass was half the size of his face. From Duan Jinnian's perspective, Jiang Weihe's face was distorted by the glass into a very funny look.

"Probably not, maybe, um... have a special hobby?"

"Then why are you standing on the street instead of me?"

Duan Jinnian was silent.

In this world, Duan Jinnian is still living a prosperous life, driving a sports car, living in a mansion, drinking red wine, making Jiang Weihe so jealous that he is out of shape.

It may be because the two have to depend on each other in this world, and Duan Jinnian has a much gentler attitude towards Jiang Weihe. He not only personally pours red wine for Jiang Weihe to calm the shock, but also comforts Jiang Weihe with nonsense that talking is better than nothing, which is better than the original world. Sima face Duan Jinnian befriended ten Shen Yu.

Jiang Weihe angrily drank the red wine in the glass, and stretched out the red wine glass in front of Duan Jinnian:

"Continued Cup!"

Duan Jinnian poured wine for Jiang Weihe again, and raised the wine glass in his hand in front of Jiang Weihe. Jiang Weihe squinted his eyes and clinked glasses with Duan Jinnian. Wei He smiled hypocritically and said:

"To our friendship, cheers!"

"cheers."

Then Jiang Weihe choked:

"Puff oh uh uh-"

Red wine was spilled on Jiang Weihe's school uniform, which made the dirty school uniform even more horrible. Duan Jinnian couldn't stand it anymore and asked Jiang Weihe to take a bath.

Jiang Weihe was physically and mentally exhausted from this day's running around. He felt that his life in the past 28 years was not as exciting as this day.So Jiang Weihe decided to take a bath, confident that the queen would shine brightly, and let him have any grievances or hates.

As a result, the school uniform was peeled off, revealing rosy white, soft skin that could be broken by blows, and even the breasts were bulging: how does this body look like a flat-chested woman!Jiang Weihe was so frightened that he kicked his legs, looking for proof that he was a man, and then Jiang Weihe let out a heart-piercing scream:

"what--"

In less than three seconds, Duan Jinnian broke into the door, just in time to bump into Jiang Weihe, who was invisible, leaning on the edge of the bathroom window and about to jump down. Duan Jinnian was so frightened that rare tension appeared on his face:

"What happened?!"

"I'm dead! I'm dead! If I die, I'll be a rich woman's cat in my next life—"

Jiang Weihe leaned out half of his body, and was hugged tightly by Duan Jinnian:

"Don't get excited, this world is all fake! It's all bubbles and sparks..."

"My brother has shrunk and you're still in the mood to sing? Forget it. I'm tired of this fucking world. I can't stay for a second. See you again!"

Jiang Weihe is in great pain, this is the unbearable lightness of every man's life: He really can't understand, why the author gave him an orphan script is not enough, even he has to cut corners?Who are these people!It's better to die than to die, maybe you will return to the original world after you die?Wouldn't it be nice for him to keep going back as traffic?

"Don't make trouble."

Duan Jinnian's strength was frightening, and he immediately hugged Jiang Weihe down. Jiang Weihe struggled frantically, punched the old master to death, and accidentally punched Duan Jinnian on the nose. Covering his nose with his hands, Jiang Weihe, who lost his balance, slid out of Duan Jinnian's arms like a slippery loach, and then "plopped" into the bathtub, splashing water all over Duan Jinnian. He was stuck upside down in the tub with his feet upside down in a jumping Thomas twirl.

"Goog, chug, chug, chug—"

Duan Jinnian immediately fished up the drowned Jiang Weihe. Jiang Weihe coughed violently as soon as he came into contact with the fresh air. , let him spit out the water, Jiang Weihe's face was covered with tears, snot, saliva and bathtub water, he grabbed Duan Jinnian with red eyes and wailed in pain:

"my leg--"

"I'm here," Duan Jinnian stretched out his hand to Jiang Weihe's third leg, and held it affectionately, "...it's a little small, but it shouldn't hinder normal physiological functions."

"It's not this leg! It's this leg! My leg is broken!"

Duan Jinnian hurriedly called the family doctor to see Jiang Weihe's leg. Fortunately, it was just an ordinary sprain, and he could recover after resting for a while, so he left first.After going through a frenzy, the heartbroken Jiang Weihe suddenly jumped up, grabbing the doctor's arm tightly:

"Doctor, doctor, do you think I can be saved? I am not this size, I am... I have become so small for some reason! Help me, doctor!"

"Don't get excited, sir, this size will not affect normal use..."

Jiang Weihe broke his leg but not his brain, and he could still hear the doctor's meaning: it's hopeless, just carry him away.

"... Woohoo!"

Jiang Weihe cried worse than Zhen Huan who had a miscarriage, and even Lin Pinru who was betrayed by Hong Shixian. Bodhisattvas don't even know how sad Jiang Weihe is!

"Don't cry, eat an apple."

Duan Jinnian fed the apple petals cut into the shape of a rabbit to Jiang Weihe's mouth, and he cried, because he still wanted to eat, so Jiang Weihe swallowed the apple, and then continued to cry.

"Brother Weihe, these are all novel settings, don't take it seriously, it will be fine when you go back."

Duan Jinnian patted Jiang Weihe on the shoulder, and Jiang Weihe felt even more sad from it: "It doesn't hurt to stand and talk, the one who stands on the street is not you, it's not you who gets beaten, it's not you who is crippled from learning, it's not you, it's not you who turned a roc into a chick, Of course you speak lightly!

Having been in the entertainment industry for so many years, Jiang Weihe has never suffered any grievances, except this kind of grievances.

"That also requires us to go back."

Jiang Weihe lost his desire for life in his dull eyes, Duan Jinnian fed Jiang Weihe another apple, and said seriously:

"If we can't go back, I will support you."

"Come on you."

Jiang Weihe was going to roll his eyes to the sky in his heart, if he didn't know Duan Jinnian's true face, maybe he would really be grateful to Dedella for making Duan Jinnian married in the same place, and they will be half-brothers from now on brother.

In case of not being able to go back, given Duan Jinnian's comprehensive conditions, it is more than enough to continue to be the top person in this world, so what should he do?This height basically bids farewell to his career as an actor. He can't sing and dance rap to participate in the draft. The college entrance examination is due in less than two months. If he repeats another year, he may not be able to pass the university entrance exam. He has to be vigilant and jump out of nowhere If you don't give money, you will kill your creditor...

God, could it be that Jiang Weihe's life can only be rotten and stinky? !

"Are you going to school tomorrow?" Duan Jinnian asked.

Jiang Weihe is a bit like a lifetime away, "going to school" seems to him to be something in his previous life, but Duan Jinnian was only a 20-year-old college student in his original world.Jiang Weihe has lamented countless times that everyone has their own destiny. When he was 20 years old, he still worked part-time as a Taobao model in the evening auditions for various crews, while Duan Jinnian has already exploded into the top class and earned 5000 million yuan in endorsement fees.

"No, if you encounter the situation tonight again, you won't even be able to run."

"Then I'm not going either."

"Why don't you go? When you are a student, you should love learning."

Even if two people are the same age in this world, when it comes to learning, the elders all over the world subconsciously assume a preaching posture to the younger generation.

"Because the Duan Jinnian of this world has already been recommended to Peking University." Duan Jinnian said lightly.

"……excuse me."

Jiang Weihe closed his eyes peacefully, Duan Jinnian lifted the quilt, and lay down in the bed naturally, startling Jiang Weihe:

"What are you doing?"

"sleep."

"Don't you have a room yourself?!" Jiang Weihe didn't feel that he and Duan Jinnian were so close that they slept in the same bed.

"You may not believe it, but there is only one bedroom in this house."

... What are you kidding.

"I discovered that this world is the one set in fanfiction. Even if we, as the protagonists, have self-awareness and can change the course of things, the final result will not change."

It's rare that Duan Jinnian told himself so much, but unfortunately Jiang Weihe had already found out that Duan Jinnian is a bad brother.

"So my broken leg is also in your calculations!"

"Not really, but." Duan Jinnian looked at Jiang Weihe meaningfully, "My guess is that if you don't want to live with me, the world will adjust the settings in order to achieve the 'cohabitation' plot, You are forced to live with me."

"Hey, what if you don't want to live with me? Why am I the one who got hurt?" Jiang Weihe dissatisfied.

"I don't want to live with you."

Duan Jinnian blinked innocently, Jiang Weihe was speechless, if it wasn't for the inconvenience of his legs and feet, he just wanted to kowtow to the sky at this moment, please, fangirls, please, don't write about him anymore!

The author has something to say: This fangirl: Hey, I'll just write it, and I'll write another five yuan!