webnovelvip Chapter 90 Dating
Chapter 90 Dating
This was the first date that Gu Yunkai experienced in this world.
In addition, it was the first time he experienced dating in love. It is unbelievable to think about it. They have been dating for such a long time, but they have never experienced a date-but to be honest, the two people are indeed connected. There are only a handful of opportunities to meet, and dating is indeed out of consideration.
Gu Yunkai got up at [-] o'clock as usual, ran for half an hour in the morning, took a combat shower, and then spent almost two hours on his appearance. In addition to his clothes and face, he had a deep understanding of women who need to go out to make up. understanding and recognition.As fame grows, masks and big sunglasses become less and less technical, and sometimes they even attract too much attention. It is necessary to make up to make yourself look completely different from the lens. Gu Yunkai in " The crew of "Light Like Day" learned a lot from Liu Tong, and it just came in handy right now.
Before leaving the house, Gu Yunkai hesitated for a long time, but still carried the heavy shoulder bag on his back.It was filled with all the things that Gu Yunkai prepared for the long trip. The date was a temporary idea. He checked the relevant information of the date on the Internet, but he couldn't clearly understand what it means to act rashly. The goal, but Jian Yuan is probably one of the parts that did it rashly, so in the end Gu Yunkai didn't do anything, but prepared what he thought he should prepare.
The remaining half an hour was used for the appointment. It took more than 30 minutes to take the bus from Luyin Garden, but the taxi was faster, so Gu Yunkai resolutely chose to take a taxi.The driver was a very talkative middle-aged man. Looking at Gu Yunkai, who was almost armed to the teeth, he didn't suspect that he was a bad guy. He chatted happily all the way to himself, and even discussed with him about Gu Yunkai's mask. The problem with air pollution.Gu Yunkai didn't respond much, and the uncle driver wasn't embarrassed at all. Then he adjusted the radio and sang along with it, entertaining himself quite happily.
After getting off the car, Gu Yunkai realized that he had arrived early, so he simply bought two pancakes with all ingredients for breakfast at a street stall, and waited while he ate.It’s not yet eight o’clock, and there are not too many people. The aunt who sells pancakes is well-informed and not too unfamiliar. Looking at Gu Yunkai who is standing aside eating pancakes, she started chatting: "Young man, what are you doing today? It should be out on a date, right?"
"Yes." Gu Yunkai was a little surprised, he turned sideways to look at the aunt who looked like an outsider, and asked a little funny, "How does aunt know?"
This aunt is a craftsman, and the pancake tastes very good, and Jian Yuan hasn't come yet, Gu Yunkai has nothing to do anyway, so he just turned around and chatted with her to pass the time,
"You young man is dressed so handsomely. I bought two more pancakes. The second one didn't move. I ate the first one. What else can I do with the second one except keep it for my girlfriend? Come on, let's put it here I don’t know how long it will take for the big girl to dress up, don’t be cold.” Auntie patted the round iron plate noodle that was heating herself with a shovel, and Gu Yunkai handed over the pancake that was left for Jian Yuan, and Auntie took it Lai said again, "Actually, you should have told me that I would have waited for your partner to arrive before making it for you. It was made very quickly. It was so hot that the cake inside was also crispy."
Gu Yun laughed and said: "I forgot all of a sudden, but it doesn't matter, he is easy to raise, and he won't mind."
"Hey, that's pretty good." Auntie said with emotion, "Nowadays, there are few men who love others like you. It just happens to be matched with someone who doesn't like to play petty temper. Only in this way can we be happy."
As the aunt was talking, Jane arrived quite punctually. His location was a little far from the green garden, and he had to take a bus for more than half an hour, probably because he was squeezed miserably on a bus that looked like a can of sardines. The whole person looked a little sluggish, and he became more energetic after getting off the car, looking around for Gu Yunkai's figure.
Gu Yunkai was already well-dressed, not to mention his aunt's booth to cover it up.
"Ah Yuan! Over here." Gu Yunkai stretched out his hand and shook it, his voice seemed a little muffled through the mask, Jian Yuan turned his head and ran over with a face full of joy.Gu Yunkai was a master, he leaned over and picked up his pancake, nodded to his aunt and said, "Thank you, aunt, for your trouble."
Not only are the pancakes hot, but the weather is still dry right now, especially at eight o'clock when the sun has come out completely, and the sun is shining on my body warmly. The pancakes are almost hot when I hold them in my hand, and I get tired of them unconsciously Sweating thinly, Gu Yunkai adjusted his hat, passed the pancakes to Jian Yuan, and said warmly: "Hurry up, auntie, it's very hot for you."
Jian Yuan shook his head, his curly hair was still tucked into his cheeks with sweat just now, and immediately bounced back with the movement of his head, as if a spring had jumped, and the sound effect could almost be heard, he hurriedly took the He took a big bite of breakfast and asked vaguely, "How do you know I didn't have breakfast?"
"I don't care if you eat or not, I just ate it myself and wanted to buy it for you." Gu Yunkai took out a hat from the shoulder bag he was carrying - this men's shoulder bag was actually Gu Jianyue Contributed by family affection, he doesn't use such youthful gadgets very much. He usually only studied briefcases before.
The hats are of the same style, the store buys one and gets one free, it happens to be a couple hat at the moment, Gu Yunkai puts the hat on Jian Yuan like no one else, then pulls off a disposable mask for him to put on, pulls it down and presses it under his chin , so as not to get in the way of eating, now it's weird that the two of them look exactly the same.
"Let's go."
Jian Yuan's head was still buried in the multigrain pancake, and he nodded when he heard it, then turned his head and waved to the aunt at the pancake stand: "Thank you, auntie."
The dumbfounded aunt also waved her hands subconsciously, and said dryly, "Oh...you're welcome, I wish you two a happy relationship for a hundred years..."
The two walked to the lawn hand in hand and sat down. It is not suitable to walk while eating. This is a good habit of Gu Yunkai, an elderly person who insists on keeping in good health. I can also take this opportunity to talk about the details of this date. What.
"Do you have any plans, genius?" Gu Yunkai crossed his legs, put one hand on his knee, looked at Jian Yuan, who was munching on pancakes, then flipped through the bag, unscrewed the cap of the mineral water bottle and handed it to Jane. Far away, the other party seemed to be choking, but still nodded desperately, took the water bottle and took a sip of himself, and then took out a folded planner that looked like a block of tofu from his trouser pocket.
Fortunately, the quality of the paper is excellent and tough enough.
Actually have a plan?
Gu Yunkai flipped through the paper four or five times before opening it. The paper was not too small, it was a bit like the size of a small blackboard filled with writing on the outside of some stores when they held events. The style of the two is also the same Equally grandiose.Jian Yuan drank a few sips of water, stood up and threw the leftover plastic bags into the trash can next to him, and said as he walked, "I drew those cute little animals by myself."
Ah - so 'cute'.
Gu Yunkai looked at the two little monsters with a cloud and a Yuan written on them. From the long ears, he could see that Jian Yuan probably wanted to draw two rabbits. He showed a somewhat ferocious smile with difficulty, and then Thinking about wearing a mask now, the other party probably couldn't see it, so he simply gave up his expression, guessing that his expression now was comparable to Sharp's unrequited love yesterday.
If you ignore the decorative painting patterns that Picasso combined with the naive and romantic brush style of young children, the whole proposal is still very well done.
Movie theater in the morning, amusement park in the afternoon, dissolution after dinner, the two holy places for couples, Jian Yuan plans to play them all in one day.
"Do you have a pen?" Gu Yunkai asked suddenly.
"Yes." Jian Yuan hurriedly took out a pen from his pocket.
Gu Yunkai, a carnivorous elderly person, calmly added an after-dinner entertainment after the dinner that ended from [-] to [-] o'clock: All time after [-] o'clock: open room.
Jian Yuan was stunned, he was sitting there with his trouser pockets in his hands, like a fool who was stunned by a gold brick falling from the sky while walking on the street, his expression seemed to fall into a drum washing machine and then be carried away by a tornado for three days The circle is so horrified.Gu Yunkai did not consider his boyfriend's ability to accept at all, An Zhiruo continued unhurriedly and continued: "Kiss first after dinner, or in the middle, it doesn't matter, anyway, after the date is over, there must be a kiss, Then we open the room, is there a problem?"
"Only one kiss?" Primary school student Jian Yuan raised his hand in class and asked shamelessly.
"At least one kiss." Gu Yunkai shook his head.
Jane nodded deeply, almost gratefully, and he could not have been more in favor of this supplementary element of the plan.
"But do we have to discuss it here?" Jian Yuan said awkwardly, "I'm not used to talking about such private things in broad daylight, in the open, and in public. Also, I thought you would let me go to you As a guest at home, invite me to sit up and have a cup of tea or something."
Gu Yunkai looked around, and after confirming that there was no one around, a question suddenly popped up in his mind: "Have you ever bought condoms and lubricants in the supermarket?"
Jian Yuan struggled a lot, and finally showed an awkward but polite smile, and said decisively: "No..."
His embarrassment and innocent expression almost wrote all the zero sexual experience in his life on his face.
"very good."
Gu Yunkai added another item to the plan: teach a certain beginner how to go to the supermarket to purchase the corresponding items and make full preparations.
Looks like there's going to be a tough fight tonight.
Gu Yunkai's expression couldn't help becoming dignified. He doesn't have any virginity. As long as he doesn't have any diseases, he doesn't think it is intolerable to have experience in this field. They are more experienced, so the running-in will be faster.But after all, Jian Yuan is inexperienced, so there is nothing he can do, he can only accept it... and to be honest, his current body is also the same.
Fortunately, although they all seem to be first-time brothers, there is still one problem, at least not in spirit.
All love must have the most primitive sex to pave the way. Sometimes sex is combined, sometimes it is separated, but the latter usually brings the former together.
Gu Yunkai, as a normal man dubbed as an ascetic by the circle, actually just doesn't want to do this kind of thing with anyone except Jian Yuan, but it doesn't mean that he has any problems with his body, and it doesn't mean that his partner is Jian Yuan was also not keen.
After adding two new plans that were enough for the two of them to approve unanimously, the whole plan was finally perfected and successfully turned into a perfect dating guide.
Gu Yunkai and Jian Yuan, who had finished breakfast and rested, got up and went to the movie theater. In the morning, it was empty and there were no people there. Even the staff were only two or three kittens, who were sitting at the front desk chatting.The two took out a movie recommendation list in the basket. This folded paper recorded several movies released recently. The two looked at the introduction and compared the time on the big screen behind the staff. Finally, I chose "Super Spy" at [-]:[-].
If it was later, it would be too easy to delay the lunch time, which would be very detrimental to their next amusement park activities.
"Super Spy" is an action comedy. The introduction of the movie says that the main character is a pair of twin brothers who look similar. The elder brother is a cold and loyal agent; the younger brother is willing to be a goddess for several years The silly big guy who is now the owner of a garage.Under the circumstances, the two brothers were involved in the elder brother's dangerous mission by coincidence, and a series of ridiculous things happened to the two because of the same appearance.
At least half an hour before the opening of the movie, the two sat in the waiting area outside and exchanged a lot of game coins to grab a doll for a while. Gu Yunkai is undoubtedly a successful person in both career and life, but things are always reversed. There are always exceptions to everything, he spent about [-] game coins but failed to catch any of the dolls in the machine - although they are all ugly and quite distinctive, this can't comfort Gu Yunkai's frustration.
Jian Yuan, who just came back from the commodity area, pouts his mouth and takes a sip of Coke, blinks his eyes and asks, "Shall I try it?"
"Please be a genius." Gu Yunkai spread his hands at him, sighed helplessly, and handed all the remaining game coins to his palm, and helplessly defended himself, "Although it's nothing to get it I'm happy, but if I can't get it, it's very annoying, I think there must be something wrong with the machine." He picked up Jian Yuan's Coke and straw and took a big sip, and then heard the sound of something falling.
Gu Yunkai swallowed the Coke, licked his lips and asked in doubt: "Did I hear wrong just now?"
Jian Yuan looked back at him with pity, bent down and took out a big-eyed stegosaurus with short legs and a pig nose from the exit. This plush toy was really ugly. When Gu Yunkai saw it with his own eyes This idea was confirmed again - he failed to clamp this stegosaurus ten times, not that he really cared that Jian Yuan liked dinosaurs, so he wanted to clamp one for Jian Yuan.
Well, I just really care.
Gu Yunkai held the Coca-Cola cup and was silent for about three seconds before madly pounced on Jian Yuan and strangled Jian Yuan's neck. He told his boyfriend in a friendly and gentle tone: "This is the result of my exchange of thirty coins before. You are just reaping the benefits of the fisherman! This kind of profit machine is like this. There is a cycle. When it swallows a large When you are piling up money, I will obediently please you, I just happened to meet the burnout period when it just pleases me."
"But I think it's just that the machine compares... No, it just likes me more." Jian Yuan struggled to express his complacency, and desperately rescued himself from Gu Yunkai's grasp, "But I can give this gift Give it to you."
"Such an ugly thing..." Gu Yunkai firmly refused, looking at the plush toy with disdain, "Do you think I will want it?"
At the beginning of the movie, Gu Yunkai was silently holding a large bucket of popcorn, and the hideously ugly stegosaurus was hooked on his little finger, floating happily in the air, and Jian Yuan beside him was smiling Go shoot black person toothpaste.
He was thinking about when he had fallen to this point.
Originally, the two of them thought that at this point in time and this kind of movie, they could book the show anyway, but there are always some people in the world who will bring you unexpected surprises, maybe only surprises.About 5 minutes after the two of them entered the arena, while the advertisement was still showing on the screen, five boys happily walked in, bringing a bunch of delicious fast food.
Gu Yunkai and Jian Yuan wore hats and masks, and looked at them quietly under the orange light in the projection hall. They seemed to sense something, and looked over quietly, and the entire projection hall fell silent instantly. .The five people sat down obediently without saying a word. In fact, the movie was played very loudly. In addition, there was at least six rows of distance between the couple group and the troublemaker group. The two sides really couldn't hear what the other was saying.
So when the group of five sat down, Gu Yunkai and Jian Yuan hardly paid attention to them.
The ugly little stegosaurus was placed on Gu Yunkai's lap, while Jian Yuan was holding a huge popcorn bucket. This time it was quite a coincidence that "Super Spy" at [-]:[-] was in a special couple's hall , and the seats in the lovers' hall are for two people, which is equivalent to a small double sofa. The color is very festive and tacky. It is bright red, but probably because it has been used for a long time, it looks old and a little faded, but that's okay. Complaints, after all, being able to touch each other without having to go through the armrests is quite pleasant.
The movie is very unscrupulous, the jokes are as dense as stains, there is no lower limit, the scale is astonishingly large, and there are many classic spoofs, one burden after another, Jian Yuan laughed so hard that he was almost choked to death by popcorn, Gu Yunkai The smile was a little bit higher, and he seemed more calm, but his fingers were a bit sticky after eating the popcorn, and the two big men consumed the popcorn at a very fast speed, Gu Yunkai rubbed his fingers uncomfortably, stretched When I got into the bucket and tried to touch it again, I only touched the bottom of the bucket.
empty?
Jian Yuan also continued digging without knowing anything, the two hands bumped into each other inadvertently, the sticky and sweet fingers entangled with each other like a group of snakes mating, and occasionally the fingers gently patted the back of the fingers It was neither light nor heavy, neither painful nor itchy, it just seemed that those few strokes were slowly patted into my heart, gradually forming a rhythm with the sudden beating of the heart.
The two of them stared at the screen intently, but the funny image on it suddenly became blurred. In the dark world, it seemed that only fingers dancing and intertwined in the popcorn bucket remained.
The music at the ending was quite rock and roll, and the electric guitar irritated the scalp numbly. The two of them were stunned and retracted their fingers as if they were electrocuted. Gu Yunkai subconsciously opened his mouth and sucked the sweet fingertips in. After the sweet sugar crystals on the surface, he hastily wiped it off with a paper towel, and put the mask back on before the light came on.
Just now Gu Yunkai's mind was full of confusion, and he didn't have time to think about the unhygienic finger guard, so he just made such a move subconsciously. After he realized it now, he subconsciously licked his lower lip.
Obviously it's just a finger touch, it doesn't make sense.
Gu Yunkai blushed and rubbed the sweet and greasy residue on the paper towel repeatedly, but Jian Yuan was very frustrated, and took out another thick notebook and a pen from another pocket.
Is he dating a jingle cat?Why does Jian Yuan seem to have invisible pockets all over his body.
"what?"
The first five people have already left, the lights are always on, and the cleaning staff will not come in until the end-credits eggs are finished, Gu Yunkai leaned over to look at the small book, there is still a mess on the paper Graffiti and text, under the oversized title of the movie surrounded by a lace border, there are several special behaviors.
Accidentally touched hands in the popcorn bucket (crossed out)
holding hands with each other
kiss on the cheek or kiss
hug (crossed out)
There are other appointments below, but Gu Yunkai didn't see clearly before being hurriedly closed by Jian Yuan.
"No peeking!" Jian Yuan emphasized, "You can't see this."
"It's not about hiding private money. Come here—" Gu Yunkai sneered, and suddenly grabbed Jian Yuan's hand. He pulled off the mask again, leaned forward, and the two exchanged one in the sound of gunfire. A kiss full of popcorn scent, "Here, complete your mission goal."
"Okay, let's go."
Gu Yunkai put the mask back on his face, looked at Jian Yuan's red face, couldn't help laughing wildly in his heart, he is indeed not very good at feelings, but Jian Yuan is simply a noob in this area, even if he is Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, anyway, he is also a slightly lighter level of fifty steps.
After washing their hands in the bathroom, until the two of them left the movie, they didn't separate their clasped hands.
Jian Yuan's blushing never faded. In fact, Gu Yunkai felt a little embarrassed when he thought about it. After all, the lights were on at the time. Although it was said that there were only the two of them in the hall, it was a public place after all, and the cleaning staff was separated by a distance. There is a door, and if they suddenly want to open the door and come in... it will be too exciting.
In the final analysis, it is still too irrational.
People say that after being pregnant for three years and being stupid, love is not too much of a stretch.
The movie lasted a full 120 minutes. It was around eleven o'clock when the two of them came out. It was time for lunch. There was a good buffet steak restaurant near the movie theater. Neither of them wanted to waste time on this. In the afternoon There were other arrangements, so I went in and ordered a set meal.
The atmosphere of the restaurant is good, and the decoration is not bad. While waiting for the steak, the two also took a lot of dishes. Jian Yuan built a tall creme brulee tower. Gu Yun opened the fruit salad and counted it. There are about seven or eight.
"I like to eat this very much." Jian Yuan said a little embarrassedly. He has not pulled the mask back to its original position. The redness on his face finally subsided, and he pushed the creme brulee tower towards Gu Yunkai like a salesman, and said with bright eyes, "Do you want to try it? Even if you finish one, you want to eat it again." one!"
Gu Yunkai really wants to say thank you, he is not as indestructible as he looks, and he has no love for desserts. The black forest cake he ate that day was entirely due to an accident of personal emotional imbalance, and there will be no second time .If the person sitting opposite was Sharp, then Gu Yunkai would probably push away the expectant face and refuse decisively, but after all, the opposite was Jian Yuan who was full of expectation, so he just took a pudding cup from it in the end He smiled and said, "Okay, you can try it."
The two of them were sitting in a booth covered by plants, and Gu Yunkai put on makeup on purpose, almost no one would notice that wearing a mask was just in case.Just as Gu Yunkai pulled off his mask and raised his spoon, someone suddenly poked his head out from behind the plant and said, "Handsome guy, did someone tell you that you look like a certain star? Just... um, yes, it's Gu Yunkai." The star."
The person who spoke was a girl in her twenties, wearing a glamorous heavy make-up, set off by black eyeliner and thick and curled eyelashes, her two eyes looked very big, she was looking up and down at Gu Yunkai , with a smile on his face, looking quite attractive.She held a business card between her fingers with red nail polish and handed it over. She winked playfully and said, "Is it convenient to leave a number? If we meet by fate, we can contact you later. I like food very much, and I love street food." Look for this kind of store in the alley.”
She was not sitting alone, there were two female companions, and they all laughed when they heard her words.
"What a coincidence, we both happen to be die-hard fans of Mr. Gu." Jian Yuan smiled kindly and politely. He successfully attracted the other party's attention, and then stretched out his hand to hold Gu Yunkai's other hand. With empty hands and intertwined fingers, he emphasized kindly, "Miss, your eyes are really poisonous. People often say that my boyfriend looks a lot like Teacher Gu."
He smiled sweetly and a little smugly, with a little pride in his playfulness.
The smiling face of the girl who came to strike up a conversation froze slightly, and the two fingers holding the business card shrank back quickly, together with her people, as if nothing had happened just now, until the three of them ate After finishing the steak and leaving, he never leaned out to look at Gu Yunkai and Jian Yuan.
Gu Yunkai knocked on the surface of the caramel, and the granulated sugar was baked just right by the airbrush, forming a golden and slightly transparent crispy film, which broke apart with the knocking, and he took a spoonful of it, the soft pudding was mixed with caramel Fragments of sugar spread in his mouth, so that it would not look too sweet, he hummed and laughed lightly, he didn't know whether it was because of Jian Yuan's words or because of the really good taste of pudding: "Teacher Gu's diehard fan?"
"Is there something wrong?" Jian Yuan muttered with a puffy face, "I plan to tie myself to death on this big ship Gu Yunkai for the rest of my life. If I have to be serious, I should be your number one fan."
Gu Yunkai couldn't help but nodded, holding back his smile.
"Is there anything wrong?!"
"No." Gu Yunkai immediately shook his head, looked at Jian Yuan's unhappy expression, and agreed with a serious face, "I think what you said makes sense."
Jian Yuan was quite dissatisfied with his almost perfunctory attitude, narrowed his eyes dangerously, and poked the back of Gu Yunkai's hand with a clean fork: "Put down the pudding, you don't look sincere at all when you talk like this." Then He took it back and wiped the tip of the fork with a paper towel. It seemed that as long as Gu Yunkai's answer dissatisfied him, he would be ready to use the steak fork as the Neptune Trident of Atlantis at any time.
This can be said to be quite a weighty threat.
"Okay." Gu Yun opened his pudding cup, crossed his hands in front of the table, as if about to start some solemn meeting, and said solemnly, "Then I solemnly and sincerely announce that you will Since then, he has become a follower and leader of Gu Yun's sect, and it has been officially recognized by the official."
Jian Yuan held back for a long while, and couldn't help but complain in his heart, complaining: "It sounds like some weird cult member."
...Jian Yuan, I seriously warn you, you will easily lose your boyfriend if you talk like this!
"But for the sake of the god you believe in, forget it."
Jian Yuan soon became happy again, he scooped up a big mouthful of pudding and stuffed it into his mouth, he smiled contentedly and happily, Gu Yunkai could hardly find where his eyes were.
A Yuan, are you considering changing your name to Jian Liao?
This is the advantage of being in love, especially when you have a very talkative, young and enthusiastic boyfriend, who can always make you feel the joy of the roller coaster, going up to the sky and falling to the ground at once, probably Monkey King does not have such skills, After all, it took too long for him to turn somersaults.
Gu Yunkai still misses this kind of slow time. After entering the circle, he has never been so relaxed a few times. There is nothing to think about, nothing to think about, and he is not full of pressure and competition like in the circle and the crew. In high-speed conditions, everything is kept simple and convenient.
It was as if he had been abruptly dragged out of the old-age life out of touch with society, thrown back into work, and now he was pulled back from work into this natural and relaxed leisurely life mode.
When the steak was served, Jian Yuan suddenly thought of a very serious question. He was pouring mushroom sauce for himself while thinking seriously, and then the phone screen suddenly lit up.Gu Yunkai saw that it was a text message, the note was Xiao Xiujin, the content was very simple, the other party asked him to buy some apples when he came back.
This made Gu Yunkai suddenly curious about his notes.
"What's my note?" Gu Yunkai cut the beef without any haste, stuffed the neatly divided pieces of meat into his mouth, and asked casually while chewing, "Name Or another name?"
"What?" Jian Yuanchi asked.
Gu Yun opened the knife and fork, wiped the sauce on the corner of his mouth with a paper towel, saw Jian Yuan's almost dodging eyes, and the curiosity that he thought was nothing at first swelled up like a sponge absorbing water, calmly Explain in detail: "Remarks on the mobile phone, mobile phone number, or the name of the remarks on the communication software."
"Just... the name." Jian Yuan muttered in a low voice, full of guilt.
Gu Yunkai raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked back: "Really?" His tone was full of distrust, which made Jian Yuan's momentum a little weaker, and he carefully cut off a large piece of meat, vaguely and vaguely. He didn't know what to say quickly, and then suddenly heaved a sigh of relief, and ate his poor steak with confidence.
"Ayuan." Gu Yunkai looked at Jian Yuan disapprovingly, and sighed, "Even if you write that I'm a pig, I won't be angry."
Jian Yuan asked hopefully: "Really?"
"Fake." Gu Yunkai vetoed it simply and clearly.
Jane Yuan: ...
The longest road I have traveled in my life is probably the routine of my boyfriend.
"Actually, it's nothing." Jian Yuan dilly-dally picked up a piece of cantaloupe and stuffed it into his mouth, because the salad dressing couldn't help frowning, and whispered, "I just think that name is cute, so that's why I wrote it, but I think you will be angry if you don't do it well."
"So? What the hell?"
Jian Yuan saw that he couldn't escape this time, so he simply unlocked the phone, clicked it, pushed it, and put it in front of Gu Yunkai, embarrassedly saying: "You can see for yourself."
On the screen is the previous chat history, above which is obviously a note, only two words: Lao Gu.
"I'm not saying you're old, but...if I talk about it with others in the future, I'll tell them, our old Gu, doesn't it sound very kind and cute? And it sounds like it can last forever look." Jian Yuan quickly rolled up a roll of vegetables, and stuffed a bunch of vegetable leaves into his mouth, like a hamster desperately trying to replenish food in his cheek pouch, not forgetting to quibble to himself, without confidence, "You If you don't like it, delete it."
"Nope."
Gu Yunkai smiled slightly, then suddenly picked up his mobile phone and changed it, then handed it to Jian Yuan.
Please advise me for the rest of my life, old Jane.