webnovelvip Chapter 36 It would be great if Mingzhen was as good as you (1 more)
Chapter 36 It would be great if Mingzhen was as good as you (1 more)
Yuan Xingran carried the big and heavy commemorative dinosaur model home with a cat face.
Yes, in order to keep the secret of Mingzhen No. [-] and prevent Mingzhen from going downstairs to his house, he simply bears the burden of humiliation!
Looking at the damn tyrannosaurus rex on the coffee table, Yuan Xingran sat on his sofa in a daze for 10 minutes, still dazed with anger.
He couldn't understand why Mingzhen, a bastard, always liked to sarcastic and sarcastic when giving him things.
The AI pet dog was like that last time. He knew that he had just confessed to being rejected, so he sent a licking dog named Yuan Yuan. In front of so many people at the party he hosted, who would not Do you know what he means?
This time it was like this again, showing off to him with a tattered dinosaur, talking about his 12-year-old masterpiece, and deliberately letting Yuan Xingran see his good function, he must have counted when the dinosaur's mouth moved , the jaw will drop!
Does he think he has a low IQ?
Does he feel that he can't understand his little tricks of irony?
Yes, he is smart, he can do this kind of crap at the age of 12, what was he doing when he was 12 years old?Maybe he is teasing some little brother?Anyway, anyway, so what if you're smart, can you just humiliate others if you're smart?Not even the most basic morals of being a human being!
And what's so great about being smart, since he was a child, he has met many smart people, and he has never seen anyone like him. Lin Mu is also as smart as him, and he is the first in the exam every time, but he has never Because I am a scumbag, I look down on myself,
What about him?
This is simply, the moral quality is superior to the judgment!
This bastard!
The more Yuan Xingran thought about it, the more angry he became, he couldn't help clenching his teeth angrily, his jaw felt sore, he took a breath, touched his cheek, and thought of the fingerprints on his face, he felt even more wronged.
He has been working all day, and nothing goes well!
"Mingming!" Yuan Xingran, who was wronged, suddenly remembered someone, turned his head and shouted a few times, usually when he came home, Mingming would be waiting for him at home, why didn't he come out for a long time today?
He was searching all over the house when he heard the door open, and Mingzhen No. [-], who was wearing familiar pajamas, came back from outside.
Yuan Xingran: ...
"Where have you been?"
Mingzhen blinked, pretending to be calm, "I see that the master hasn't come home all night, so I went out to find you."
Yuan Xingran walked over in two steps, dragged him back, closed the door vigorously, and locked it, lowered his voice, pointed to the top of his head, as if he was afraid of waking up some big beast: "You must never go out again in the future. Do you know? Mingzhen lives upstairs from us!"
Mingzhen: ...
"If he sees you, I'll be miserable!" Yuan Xing said seriously.
"Why are you miserable when he sees you? Are you afraid of him?" Mingzhen No. [-] showed his confidence as a robot, Yuan Xingran tried to reason with him, "I'm not afraid of him, I'm..." Yuan Xing Then suddenly squeezed Mingzhen No. [-]'s hand...
Ok?
This feel is really different.
Yuan Xingran picked up Mingzhen No. [-]'s hand and studied it carefully. His hand was moderately soft and hard, with both skin and flesh. When he observed carefully, the lines were delicate, and he could even see palm lines, hand lines and subcutaneous blue blood vessels. It doesn't feel plastic either.
Yuan Xingran stretched out his hand and compared it. It was so realistic that it was difficult to distinguish between real and fake. There was no deviation in his memory. The texture of his robot is just good!
And it's much better than Xiaobai at Guliang Bar!
Yuan Xingran stretched out his finger to clasp Mingzhen's palm,
"Why don't you call?"
"what is it call?"
"Don't ordinary robots bark when their palms are held? You bark."
Mingzhen: ...
"Ya Butterfly~~"
Yuan Xingran saw that Mingzhen opened his mouth, although he was a little reluctant, but his expression was natural and vivid, not at all weird and artificial.
The sound is also different, not synthesized!It's exactly the same as Ming Zhen's voice!
Yuan Xingran went straight to his hands, pulled Ming Zhen's lips, forced him to open his mouth, and watched his vocal system, his mouth was warm and soft, his tongue and throat were complete, even when he put his finger in, it was in his mouth. Salivation is also involuntary.
He is real!
It's really different from Xiaobai in the bar!
But, it wasn't like this in his memory, he remembered... the first time he saw this guy, his glance was obviously fake!
Yuan Xingran took out his fingers, and then peeled off the robot's top. This...the abdominal muscles, the pectoral muscles, didn't feel like silicone at all. When he stretched out his hand to pat his butt, the flesh was firm and plump, and there was no duangduang sound.
Moreover, Mingzhen No. [-] was played wantonly by him like this, without making any pretentious electronic synthesis sounds, and he even showed an inquiring and strange look,
"What's wrong with you? Master."
He will ask questions!He can think!
He even has better eyesight than Zhou Chengxin, he can tell that he is not normal today!
Yuan Xing suddenly shook his head, and he felt a sense of loss of strength all over his body.
"No, no, no?"
Something must be wrong,
How could their small workshop, which was about to close down, produce such a masterpiece!
At that moment, Yuan Xingran even had an extremely ridiculous idea in his heart...
"Elegant Butterfly? Elegant Butterfly?"
The opening of Mingzhen No. [-] interrupted Yuan Xingran's train of thought,
Yuan Xingran raised his eyes, shook his head violently,
The weird idea that only appeared in his mind for a second was immediately rejected by him!
Impossible, how could Mingzhen make such a voice...
This is ridiculous!
"Master? Did you get any stimulation today?"
Yes, he was a little stimulated,
From night to day, he experienced shyness, nervousness, embarrassment, panic, shame, anger and many other emotions, and he was really stimulated.
Moreover, he didn't sleep last night, and his mind is still buzzing now, so he confuses two complete people,
"Wronged? Do you want a hug?"
Yuan Xingran had been wronged all day, and finally someone was asking for his health, he was still a robot, and he felt even more desolate, almost instantly brewing two bags of tears, Yuan Xingran's wet eyes fell on him, looking left and then again ,
What's so bad about robots?
What good is human beings?
Look at his day, the human beings around him, one counts as one, and none of them are good!
They can only laugh at him, and even care about him with a selfishness of ridicule.
Mingzhen hugged him like a darling, didn't even say a word of nonsense, didn't laugh at him, didn't question him, so gentle, so patient, soothed his wounds with warm embrace, Yuan Xingran became more and more broken , Tears flowed down without shame.
Yuan Xingran buried his face in his neck, smelled the familiar scent on him, and felt very relieved for an instant, and couldn't help crying completely.
He can cry as much as he wants, even if his collar is wet with tears, it doesn't matter, he hugged his family "Mingming" fiercely in retaliation, with the same body, he can touch it whenever he wants, hug him whenever he wants Kiss as much as you want, even if you jump on him, it doesn't matter if you put your crosses around his waist.
I no longer have to be like daytime, my jaw dropped, and I was still worried about getting Mingzhen's shirt wet and dirty, full of guilt, shame and caution, and didn't even dare to exert strength when hugging his waist, just Afraid that Ming Zhen would feel that he was eating his tofu.
Not to mention that he was at his house just now, because of such a trivial matter last night, he interrogated himself relentlessly,
Ask, ask so detailed, isn't it just kissing him?He didn't lack a piece of meat, so even if he remembered that he kissed him, it would be no big deal. He was so handsome, he didn't know how much he could take advantage of!What's not to like?He deliberately made a broken dinosaur to humiliate him, so be stingy, it wasn't his first kiss, even if it was, he was still...
Yuan Xingran cried to this point, and suddenly froze, he remembered something, he suddenly raised his head, his eyes widened in horror, his first kiss last night! ! !
ah ah ah ah...
"My first kiss was given to Ming Zhen?" Yuan Xingran murmured in disbelief, "Is he not happy with that bastard?"
Mingzhen suppressed a smile, "He doesn't like you being able to kiss him?"
Yuan Xingran clenched his fists as if wanting to save face, "I...I pushed him down on the bed yesterday, and kissed him hard on the mouth!"
The emphasis is on hard!
Ming Zhen almost laughed out loud, "Oh? You are so powerful, he must not have resisted."
Yuan Xingran thought for a while with wet eyes, "He... he... had his eyes open at the time, and... he didn't resist violently."
"Huh?" Ming Zhen signaled him to continue the analysis.
Yuan Xingran paused for a while, "And he also said today...he was actually not that drunk yesterday, so I don't know what he meant by that?"
"What do you mean?" Ming Zhen expressed doubts at the right time.
Yuan Xingran pursed his lips again, his cheeks flushed slightly, "He said yesterday... If I like him, he will be very happy."
"Why is he happy?" Ming Zhen smiled and guided.
"How do I know?" Yuan Xingran coughed lightly, "And..."
"what?"
"He...his phone uses my birthday as the password, and also uses the photo of the two of us holding hands as the screensaver."
"He... His parents misunderstood our relationship, but he didn't explain it! I asked him why, but he didn't answer, but asked me instead. "
"He...he just gave me a little dinosaur. The little dinosaur can talk, and he came over and said to me. He said Iloveyou."
"You said... what does this mean?" Yuan Xingran looked at Mingzhen No. [-] with his eyes, eagerly hoping that Mingzhen No. [-] could give him an affirmative answer.
"Then what does Master think?" Mingzhen No. [-] smiled.
Yuan Xingran bit his lower lip and continued, "Although the dinosaur's jaw dropped at a critical moment,... I actually saw what he typed in the phone. He typed in the words Iloveyou. What do you mean?" ...Is he..." Yuan Xingran stared at Mingzhen with a pair of big eyes, "confess to me?"
Mingzhen originally thought that he had messed up his game, but he didn't expect his master to be so stupid, "It must be."
Yuan Xingran got an affirmative answer, but he was not as excited as Ming Zhen expected. He dragged his chin, as if he was very conflicted, "Even if he...he might have a little affection for me before, but he definitely won't in the future." Now, especially after seeing my mentally retarded appearance, you don't even know how dead I am today."
"Didn't you say that he just confessed his love to you? He's seen it before." Mingzhen couldn't help reminding.
Yuan Xingran paused, and said to himself, "Actually, if it weren't for him today, I would be even more ashamed. Mingzhen is a very nice person. If he dislocates his jaw in public next time, I will be obliged to repay him .”
Mingzhen: ...
Is this a good card?
"Then master, do you like him?" Ming Zhen cautiously probed for information.
But Yuan Xingran's small face was wrinkled into a pimple, as if he was very conflicted, "I...now, whether I like him or not, and whether he likes me, it doesn't matter now, it doesn't make any sense."
"why?"
Yuan Xingran turned to look at him, "It's not because of you."
"Because of me?" Mingzhen was surprised.
Yuan Xingran sighed softly, "It has nothing to do with you, it's my fault. In the first place, I shouldn't have lied and brought a robot home to do business."
"Now, Mingzhen's parents are back and misunderstood me as Mingzhen's boyfriend, and my brother regards his parents as in-laws." Yuan Xingran looked embarrassed, "My lie will be exposed soon, If you don’t wear it today, you will wear it tomorrow, and you will be exposed sooner or later..."
"All of them will be disappointed in me by then," Yuan Xingran drooped his head lifelessly, "including Mingzhen."
"He won't."
"If he finds out that I have raised a robot that is exactly like him and studies at home every day, if he knows that I have selfish intentions even in cooperating with him, and even thought about borrowing his down payment to kidnap him to get a project loan, he If he knew that the CP news about the two of us on the Internet was deliberately hyped up by my company to cover up the company’s debts, if he knew that I didn’t take good care of the robot dog he gave me, and I didn’t even like it at all. I have been afraid of dogs since I was a child. Bitten by a dog..."
"If he knew that you were bitten by a dog, he would never give you a dog." Ming Zhen interrupted Yuan Xingran.
Mingzhen took his hand and said seriously, "Believe me, if he knows that your company is in trouble, he will take the initiative to take the project loan, and he will also take the initiative to speculate with you to divert public attention. There is only an identical robot at home, he can’t be happy, why is he angry, how can he not like you because of it?”
Yuan Xingran looked at Mingzhen No. [-] with a sincere expression, "If only Mingzhen was as good as you."
Mingzhen wanted to say "Mingzhen must be as good as me" again, but he couldn't get it out of his mouth. He opened his mouth, and finally pulled Yuan Xingran into his arms.
Ming Zhen is really not that good, he is even worse than you imagined.
Now it's Ming Zhen's turn to feel sad. He was only concerned with lying to himself before, but he never thought that Yuan Xingran would be so careful in his relationship with him from the beginning to the end, and he would always bear such a heavy pressure of lies.
His little friend is so pure and transparent, when the paper on the window is pierced, will he still fall in love with that person who runs counter to his imagination, the real Mingzhen?
"If Mingzhen is not as good as me, don't you like him?" Mingzhen hugged Yuan Xingran, buried his head in the back of his neck, and whispered.
"He's actually not that bad." He heard Yuan Xingran answer in a low voice.
It was obviously a hot July, but Mingzhen felt a chill in his body, and he hugged the warm child in his arms even tighter.
No matter what, he must hold the person in his arms tightly.
So, one night, the owner and the robot hugged each other and comforted each other until late at night.
The next day, Yuan Xingran was woken up again by Gu Liang's phone call.
Yuan Xingran had two swollen eyeballs, and was very dissatisfied. He wondered why Gu Liang, an idiot, always called him in the morning before he woke up.
"Speak and fart!" Yuan Xingran was annoyed, touching his chin, feeling a little uncomfortable.
The voice on the other side seemed to be a little uncontrollable joy, "I just want to express my condolences to Young Master Yuan. Is your health okay? Would you like to send a fruit basket over there?"
Yuan Xingran frowned slightly, "Who the hell has such a cheap mouth!"
Gu Liang sighed, "It seems that you don't have the self-consciousness to be an Internet celebrity yet, brother, you are now a big Internet celebrity with millions of fans, do you know what it means? It means that you have lost your privacy, especially... The privacy of death." After speaking, he couldn't stop laughing.
Yuan Xingran was startled, did the whole network know what happened yesterday?
He hurriedly swiped down his phone, went back to the homepage, found social media, and turned to the headlines, the hot word was number one, #元星然社病#, his eyes turned black.
The other side was still laughing, Yuan Xingran gritted his teeth... No, he couldn't grit his teeth yet, he took a deep breath, trying to find a calm and calm tone, and put on a fearless air, "Shut up for me. "
The other party laughed more and more wantonly.
"Break the relationship." Yuan Xingran couldn't take it anymore.
"Hey, brother Xing, don't hang up! Something really happened!" Gu Liang hurriedly begged for mercy.
Yuan Xingran took two deep breaths to keep himself from going crazy, because going crazy at this time can only expose his weakness and make the other party laugh.
"Didn't Lin Mu come back yesterday? Brother Xing and I are going to have a gathering. Will Brother Xing appreciate it?" Gu Liang smiled enough and got down to business.
Yuan Xingran only remembered now that Lin Mu is back, so he doesn't need to give others face, but Lin Mu's face...
"When?"
"Of course it's Brother Xing, you've decided? How about waiting two more days for the news to pass?" Although Gu Liang is a bad friend, he is actually very righteous.
After finishing the party, Yuan Xingran hung up the phone, then stretched out a trembling hand, and turned on the phone again.
He couldn't believe that the news of his death had spread all over the world.
With a trembling hand, he clicked on the social death buzzword,
[Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, why is Master Yuan so funny. 】
[Really dislocated jaw?Is there a raw picture?Can't help but want to see it. 】
[Mingzhen's boyfriend is so powerful that he directly covers his arms, and his old face turns red. 】
[Mingzhen did not hesitate to appear in deep V for his wife, [screaming]]
[I also like the picture of Mingzhen's deep V holding the New Year's lady with a hijab the most. Is there a rendering [Groundhog screams.avi]]
[No, how can I tell that the jaw is dislocated, I didn't see the picture. 】
[It broke out in the hospital, it is said that it was the ENT department. 】
【Can Mingzhen let you see his wife's mouth crooked and her eyes slanting?Didn't you see that even with a deep V, you have to protect your wife's face? 】
[The affectionate dog-licking character set will not collapse, but the peerless beauty set will collapse!Hahahahaha]
[It is true that handsome guys only make friends with handsome guys. Who are the latter two, I want to know their names as soon as possible. 】
[One is the president of Yuanshi, Yuan Xingran's brother, account @元子明, the other one is unknown, waiting for popular science. 】
[Yuanjia genes are good, so can I, brother. 】
[Is my brother smiling a little too happily, hahahaha, it's my brother. 】
[The other handsome guy doesn't know, but he saw that the couple didn't. It is rumored that they are Mingzhen's parents, and Master Yuan went to the airport to pick up his in-laws. In the end, Dashe died, and I laughed so hard. 】
【ah! ! ! !I committed the embarrassing mistake again, and deducted a magic fairy castle for Young Master Yuan. 】
[Don't be embarrassed, look at the hospital picture, I want to die laughing, everyone is so happy waiting outside, I don't know what Master Yuan thinks? 】
[Hahahaha, really, the hospital map and the airport map are too funny, seeing them all beaming with joy, why don't these people restrain themselves? 】
[Everyone is a successful person with a head and a face, and they will generally restrain themselves, unless they really can't restrain themselves, hahahahahaha]
[Are you going to marry young so soon? 】
【Original cooperation is a commercial marriage, which is mutually beneficial. 】
[I like the right family the most, fairy couples. 】
……
After looking through the comments and pictures carefully, fortunately, no one took pictures of his ugly jaw dropping, so he was holding the last pair of underwear.
However, he was gratified that the number of fans on his social account increased dramatically overnight, and the total number of fans had exceeded 500 million. Many people were concerned about how he was injured and asked him to post photos.
In order to give back to fans, Yuan Xingran returned to the camera and took two photos, but checked his face and found that there were still faint marks on it, so he turned back to the photo album annoyed, found a few old photos, and posted go up
"The face is not crooked, the mouth is not slanted, the personality of the handsome guy is not broken, thank you for your concern. ps: Don't laugh too much when eating melons, and pay attention to protecting the health of the jaw joints."
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