After I mistook my nemesis for Ai, I was pregnant with his cub

Chapter 33 Purely messed up (2 more)

Mingzhen did not laugh at him,

He has a serious face and a serious face,

In the face of himself who seems to be mentally retarded, he can still remain calm, without changing his face, maintaining the dignity of a mature man.

He stretched out his fingers, bent down slightly, and carefully inspected Yuan Xingran's current situation with a serious face, as if he was studying some scientific problem.

"Hey hey hing..."

Yuan Xingran wanted to ask him if you could do it?But his jaw could not be closed, all he could say was birdsong, Yuan Xing suddenly closed his eyes, tears of shame slipped from the corners of his eyes, he still didn't say anything.

He remembered that Ming Zhen had a double degree in interdisciplinary medical and computer science at their school. He had studied medicine, but a medical student who had only attended classes but had no practice, could he orthodontize his jaw?

Ming Zhen seemed to be able to understand his birdsong, and gave him a human comfort, "Don't worry, I have studied it several times with my own general teacher in our hospital. Your jaw is much prettier than his."

Of course it looks good, but at the price of dislocated jaw, that damn massage girl yesterday, I don't know what she used to do, how could she have such strong hands.

Since Mingzhen didn't laugh at him, Yuan Xingran had no choice but to be a dead horse as a living horse doctor. Moreover, Mingzhen is the only person who has seen his embarrassing appearance. If he can correct his jaw, the matter can be considered within the controllable range , he can thank his eight generations of ancestors for the first time.

Yuan Xingran is now a lamb waiting to be slaughtered, he is at a loss and opened his mouth very cooperatively in front of Ming Zhen, showing his missing jaw in multiple directions.

Mingzhen finished checking, got up and picked up the napkin by the table, wiped his fingers vigorously, and said to Yuan Xingran in a gentle tone, "Now, I'm going to put my hand into your mouth, try Help you recover, it may hurt a little, bear with it."

Yuan Xingran nodded instinctively, but with this movement, there was a sharp pain in his chin.

"ahoo..."

Ming Zhen helped him to sit on the chair, then took off his suit and rolled up his sleeves, his posture seemed as if he was about to go to the mine to mine coal.

Yuan Xingran looked at him helplessly, and stretched out his evil claws towards his mouth...

He fixed Yuan Xingran's head with one hand, and then Yuan Xingran felt that his sinful fingers reached into his wide open mouth that could not be closed, sticking to his tongue and rubbing against the inner wall of his mouth, Yuan Xingran Ran's tongue and mouth felt, he could feel that Mingzhen's fingers were very dry, they might have just been wiped with a paper towel, with a faint smell of paper scraps, along his tongue, it extended to the inside of his cheeks...

That action, just...

It made Yuan Xingran's impure head even worse, yellow on top of yellow,

Let the already abundant saliva become more like a torrent that opens the gate...

But, fortunately, fortunately, Ming Zhen is still a human being, his expression is very resolute, serious, and his eyes are sharp, as if he is undergoing some major surgery!

Yuan Xingran was moved by such a resolute expression, silently reviewed his thoughts,

During the review, he felt a severe pain in his chin. This man with a firm expression became even more determined, and directly pinched Yuan Xing to tears. He might not have expected such a situation, so he hurriedly took out his hand, Yuan Xing However, he watched helplessly as his fingers were covered with his own saliva, and he even drew silk...

Taking advantage of the pain, Yuan Xingran's tears of shame flowed down again, crying even harder!

Mingzhen panicked and apologized quickly, while wiping Yuan Xingran's tears and saliva at the same time, the scene can be summed up in one word, the water flows like a river!

However, this is not a good solution after all. As the saying goes, blocking is worse than sparse, the best way is to solve the source and connect Yuan Xingran's chin as soon as possible.Seeing that Yuan Xingran's tears were almost shed, Mingzhen started the second time. This time, he skillfully put his finger into Yuan Xingran's mouth, dragging his chin and exerting force, but Yuan Xingran could not help but Apart from the pain and started to cry again, his jaw was still firmly stuck in an embarrassing place.

Just kidding, Wuzhishan, which is pressing on Sun Monkey, can't be moved so easily.

Tried several times in a row without success.

Yuan Xingran felt that, except for the soreness of pinching his cheeks, the soreness of his jaw, and the drooling of saliva, he didn't feel the slightest bit of pain. Maybe this is not the specialty of this high-achieving student from Beijing University, but Talented students always have the will to not admit defeat, and they have to try again after wiping away Yuan Xingran's tears...

Try your head ah try!This is my mouth, a human mouth!

Yuan Xingran patted his hand away in anger, and yelled a few times to express his protest, yes, the kind who couldn't understand the words, ahhhhhh, it was more like a mentally retarded person, so he just yelled After two beeps, Yuan Xingran stopped talking. Apart from crying, he lowered his head and didn't want to show his retarded nature.

Mingzhen was a little helpless, he stood beside Yuan Xingran for a while, and suggested gently, "Why don't I let my dad come in and take a look, he is a professor of brain science at Harvard University in the United States. The structure is quite well understood, no matter whether it is human or animal, they have carried out in-depth dissection, and even conducted in-depth research on the skull fossil of the earliest Tyrannosaurus rex discovered so far..."

Yuan Xingran didn't know why Mingzhen told him about the skull fossil of Tyrannosaurus rex at this time. Could it be that the jaw of Tyrannosaurus rex was dislocated?Did his professor father help him up to pick him up?

Seeing Yuan Xingran's blinking eyes, Ming Zhen probably also realized that there was something wrong with what he said, so he changed the subject, "I mean he has a very clear understanding of the structure of the human head, you are just a little What's wrong, just need to lift your chin up, he should be able to help." After speaking, Ming Zhen raised four fingers, and made a promise, and said softly, "Just let him in by himself, okay?"

There really isn't any other way right now, Yuan Xingran lowered his head and dragged his cheeks and nodded slightly as a sign of agreement.

Mingzhen got up and left, the pace was so fast that Yuan Xingran didn't even have time to hold him back, he was still wearing that wet shirt!But he had already walked to the door and opened it, Yuan Xingran hastily turned his back.

The door opened and closed, and there were eager inquiries from everyone outside the door, like a group of relatives waiting at the door of the delivery room, seeing the doctor go out, they all swarmed up, "Did you give birth?" "Boys or girls? "One or two?"

I don't know if the people who are grabbing Mingzhen and asking at this moment have noticed the wet shirt on Mingzhen's chest, are they discussing at the door?Everyone must be amazed by his profuse saliva, he can even wet Mingzhen's shirt, are men also made of water?Otherwise, how could he drool so much that he couldn't finish it.

Whatever, Yuan Xingran's heart is ashamed now, a dead pig is not afraid of being scalded by boiling water, and his cheeks are numb.

After a while, the door opened again.

Professor Ming Shengxian, a well-known Harvard brain expert who has studied the earliest Cretaceous Tyrannosaurus skull fossils, was allowed to enter the "diagnosis room". He did not expect this to be the first time he met Mingzhen's parents.

Why do you say that you met Mingzhen's parents for the first time,

What is the relationship between Mingzhen's parents and him?

Anyway... Anyway, after today, even if Mingzhen had something for him before, it's nothing now.

Who would still like him after seeing his retarded appearance?

Thinking of this, Yuan Xingran's tears flowed down again,

Mingzhen squatted in front of him, gently wiped his tears, and said to him very gently, "Xingran, let my father show you, okay? It will be fine, don't be afraid."

Yuan Xingran blinked, and was comforted by him, so he had no choice but to resist the pressure of the society and turn around.

Is it the man who has seen Tyrannosaurus Rex? Professor Ming didn't change his face when he saw his tearful appearance.

His determined expression relieved Yuan Xingran's inner embarrassment and discomfort to some extent, and at the same time ignited a spark of hope for him again. Brain experts will definitely be able to do it.

Yuan Xingran stood up at the expert's request, and according to Professor Ming's instructions, he put the back of his head against the wall, but Professor Ming is a thin old man, a head shorter than Yuan Xingran, he seems to be difficult to exert force, so, After gesturing for a long time, he called his son next to him,

"You do it."

Then, Mingzhen's fingers reached into Yuan Xingran's mouth again,

With Mingzhen's father present, Yuan Xingran ordered his head not to be tilted, and only listened to Professor Ming's instructions...

Professor Ming mixed various Chinese and English, and frequently used professional terms, which made Yuan Xingran feel at ease, and seemed quite professional.

And Mingzhen's hand was exploring deeply and shallowly in Yuan Xingran's mouth. Yuan Xingran was so stirred up by his fingers that he wanted to retch a few times...

However, the blame may be that Professor Ming is a returnee, while Yuan Xingran's chin is Wuzhishan holding Sun Houzi, what he needs is the mantra of the Tathagata Buddha, and he probably doesn't understand the sutras that the foreign professor recites... …

When Mingzhen took out his wet and saliva-stained hand again, Yuan Xingran's chin was stuck and did not move.

Professor Ming, who was used to seeing big scenes, blinked his small eyes twice, and gave up the treatment, "The dislocation is worse, go to the hospital."

Yuan Xingran's wet eyes looked at Ming Zhen desperately, Ming Zhen wiped his hands and apologized, "It's better to go to the hospital, but don't be afraid, you are still hiding in my arms."

Yuan Xingran blinked, still hiding in his arms?

"Isn't conjoined twins pretty? Why hide them in your arms? Just cover them with clothes." Professor Ming may not be able to stand it.

Therefore, Mingzhen had no choice but to pick up the suit next to him, trying to cover Yuan Xingran's head to help him block it, but Yuan Xingran looked at Mingzhen's wet chest and pointed at it with a look of despair.

Then, Mingzhen thought for a moment, put down his suit, and in front of Yuan Xingran, unbuttoned his shirt, revealing his muscular chest and abdominal muscles. Putting on the suit and buttoning it up, exposing a large area of ​​skin on the chest, it naturally exudes the smell of male hormones, it is... a special deep v temptation.

Yuan Xingran looked at this picture and thought, with such a wretched combination, probably only Mingzhen with a face and figure can look so cool and abstinent.

At that time, the minds of both of them may have been rusted, and they only had these two coats on Mingzhen in their eyes and minds, and they didn't think of other plans. There were so many people standing in and out of the door here, so they just asked someone to borrow one. Just a piece of clothing can be worn.

However, at that time Mingzhen might have messed up his hands and feet, and Yuan Xingran had Wuzhishan's chin stuck, so he couldn't think so far.

I just don't know why Professor Ming, who is wearing a three-piece suit, doesn't speak. He obviously made this proposal, so why can't he take off his coat to ease the embarrassment of the junior?

But he, looking at his son's deep V, just handed Yuan Xingran a pack of tissues, reminding him to avoid "talking too much".

So, with a bunch of white tissues stuffed in Yuan Xingran's mouth, Ming Zhen put the wet white shirt that smelled of saliva on Yuan Xingran's head, and stretched out his hand to firmly hold it. Holding Yuan Xingran's hand, "Don't be afraid, we're going to the hospital now."

Yuan Xingran was led by him like this, stood at the door and took two deep breaths, as if he was about to go out to fight zombies, he mustered up the courage to leave the safe house that brought him a short period of peace.

As soon as he opened the door, there was indeed a group of zombies around the door. When everyone saw him, it was like the zombies had seen fresh blood. They swarmed to come up, chirping and making noise, asking him if he was okay, and if his jaw was connected. ?Serious or not?

Ask!Ask a fart!

Are they all brain-dead?

Didn't you see the shape of his clothes?

Jaws fixed Can he do this?

A group of retarded people!

Obviously, everyone noticed this belatedly, and with Professor Ming in a three-piece suit trying to explain to the two disheveled juniors, everyone finally understood the current situation.

Now that you understand the situation, let's go to the hospital, so this group of people started to move around, but keep a low profile!

It's really shameful that it's not them, but make noise for him!

Yuan Xingran covered his mouth with one hand, and wore an unlucky white hijab on his head. He was held by Ming Zhen like a little daughter-in-law. Next to him, Assistant Wang and the airport service staff were responsible for opening the way, flaunting his might as if something had happened. Can't you keep a low profile if everyone at the airport knows about this important event?What he needs now is a low profile!

Occasionally, there was his brother's hearty and unscrupulous laughter, which made Yuan Xing's teeth itch with hatred, but he couldn't even bite his teeth.

Because of their presumptuousness, Yuan Xingran even heard someone calling Mingzhen and his name not far away. Yes, they are now Internet celebrity CPs with millions of fans. This situation at the airport has long aroused the attention of passers-by. Even if he didn't see it, Yuan Xingran heard a lot of screams. How did those people recognize him?

Yuan Xingran didn't dare to think about that scene, wishing he could plug his ears.

Surrounded by everyone, I finally figured out the crowded airport pick-up gate and got on the bus.

I thought this was the end of the matter, Yuan Xingran's journey to death was over, and the others should go back.

But, don't know why, these people!Each of them was very persistent in caring about his condition, insisting that they all follow him to the hospital!

Go, go, what are you doing in the hospital?

Are you sick too?

However, Yuan Xingran can't speak now, and he is inconvenient to move, so he doesn't dare to stop him. Opening his mouth to speak will reveal his mentally handicapped nature, and with a lump of tissue in his mouth, he can't speak at all.

Anyway, the situation was quite chaotic, Yuan Xingran just wanted to leave quickly, and didn't have time to care why one or two of them insisted on going to the hospital, anyway, Yuan Xingran got into the car, and the two cars drove forward one after the other Driven to the nearest hospital.

After finally arriving at the hospital, it was the same high-profile process again. Yuan Xingran was escorted by a group of staff who opened the way, completed the registration, diagnosis and treatment, and finally, surrounded by everyone, Yuan Xingran finally came to the doctor's consultation room.

Shutting them all out, Yuan Xingran resignedly pulled off his white shirt to welcome the last wave of death.

The doctors have all seen big scenes, and they are all professional. When encountering such a situation, they will not laugh unless they cannot help it.

As soon as Yuan Xingran took out the wet toilet paper from his mouth, the little nurse couldn't hold back, and Yuan Xingran gave her a displeased look.

Probably because of Yuan Xingran's unfriendly glance, the little nurse turned around and took out such a thick syringe from behind, and gave him an injection on his cheek.

That's a shot of muscle relaxant.

After the beating, after staying for a while, Yuan Xingran's chin, which was as strong as a five-finger mountain, finally returned to its original position with the efforts of doctors and nurses.

After finally recovering to normal, Yuan Xingran touched his sore chin and numb lips, and came out of the consultation room after listening to the doctor's orders.

At this time, he was able to take a good look at the few people who sent him here.

The few of them were sitting or standing in the waiting area of ​​the hospital corridor, but they all had excited smiles on their faces, their cheeks were flushed with excitement, and their eyes were full of excited halos. The discussion is not over yet, it is still very heatedly discussed...

You don’t need to listen to know that the content is of course all kinds of anecdotes along the way, because Yuan Xingran and Mingzhen are Internet celebrities, and they have been watched and photographed along the way. These bumpkins may have never enjoyed such a wonderful experience. The attention-grabbing treatment, but this time I have enjoyed enough, and the beaming eyebrows seem to have just come off the world stage.

Yuan Xing's eyes glowed green with that look of watching the excitement without thinking it's a big deal.

Standing behind Yuan Xingran, Ming Zhen coughed lightly, interrupting their lively conversation, "Mom, Parents, Brother Ming, we're done, we can go back now."

Several people turned around from the lively discussion and saw Yuan Xingran's appearance,

Each of them couldn't hide their joy. When they saw Yuan Xingran, they even looked a little disappointed in their eyes, that's the kind, huh?Is the joke over so quickly?So sadly disappointed.

But they all held back, and showed him caring smiles one after another. Yuan Xingran knew that it was a kind of smile when they saw a joke but they wanted to laugh because of face, but they couldn't bear it so well. The smiles came from the corners of their mouths and eyes. The joy that comes out naturally.

"This is Xingran, come on, auntie, look, this poor little girl, does it still hurt now?" Ming Zhen's mother came up to her with great enthusiasm.

After all, she is Mingzhen's mother, Yuan Xingran blinked, and whispered with embarrassment, "It doesn't hurt anymore, thank you, auntie." The doctor just said that it is not easy for him to open his mouth wide now.

His elder brother Yuan Ziming took over the situation, "It's not a serious illness for him, he'll be fine once he's connected, he'll be fine, he can run and jump. So, uncles and aunts, you're all hungry, then let's go eat now Right? Getting off the plane and letting this child torment everyone is more tiring than taking a plane, so I will be the host and treat you two to eat roast duck."

Yuan Xingran drooped his eyelids and was listless. After a whole day, he wanted to go home.

But Mingzhen's mother put one hand on his shoulders, and asked very considerately and gently, "Xingran can't eat roast duck in such a situation, why don't you eat some soft and rotten food, Xingran, what do you want to eat? Auntie brought You go and eat."

"I've already asked Assistant Wang to set up a seat. There should be porridge and noodles over there. Give him something to eat for the kids. Uncle Ming and Aunt Li, what kind of cuisine do you like to eat? The first time you come to Beijing, you will follow to the hospital. , I am really not good at hospitality, how can I let you eat as much as you want, so you can do whatever you want, so don't be polite." Yuan Ziming warmly greeted Mingzhen's parents who came from afar.

Obviously, his brother was so grand that he had treated them as in-laws now.

In the past, if Yuan Xingran saw his brother entertaining Ming Zhen's parents, he would definitely break out in cold sweat, but now Yuan Xingran, after a whole day of death at the Taisha, is already hopeless. He is in a state of love, and he feels that there is no situation he can't handle now.

His skin was already thicker than a pig's skin, making him invulnerable.

Even if it is exposed in front of his brother and Mingzhen's parents on the spot that he used the Mingzhen robot to mess around...

Yuan Xingran felt that it shouldn't be worse than in the afternoon.

He is already like the national men's football team, completely pure and bad.

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